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posted 3/20/2010 6:47:23 AM |
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  goodman1959

An Irish guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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Wordsofwit

Mar 20 @ 9:14AM  
Here are several animal jokes including the one that you posted in the second comment in a different form. I got it from a newspaper site in Australia many years ago as the winner of a joke contest by the newspaper.

You will get a lot more comments is you change your setting to automatically approve all comments.
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Mar 20 @ 9:31AM  
Thanks for the link and advice,I changed to auto approve.
RevDocLove

Mar 20 @ 10:01AM  
Always one of my favorite jokes of all time..and I've had a lot f it!
Sunshine79

Mar 20 @ 10:35AM  
whisperingcomet

Mar 20 @ 12:23PM  
First time ive hear that one....
DesertSmile

Mar 20 @ 12:28PM  
Ouch
somnium

Mar 20 @ 12:53PM  
One of those jokes where you know what the punch line is, before reading it- but still funny!


sugarnspice005

Mar 20 @ 6:28PM  
OUCH!! But funny!!!!
shyguy140

Mar 22 @ 9:59AM  

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