A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 5 year old. "I think it is about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell' and you say 'ass' OK? The 4 year old agrees.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw, hell mom, I guess some Cheerios." WHACK!!! He flew out of his chair and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 4 year old and asks in a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
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