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Shall We Swear?

posted 3/17/2010 9:53:08 AM |
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A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 5 year old. "I think it is about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell' and you say 'ass' OK? The 4 year old agrees.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw, hell mom, I guess some Cheerios." WHACK!!! He flew out of his chair and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 4 year old and asks in a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."

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RevDocLove

Mar 17 @ 10:00AM  
Fuckin' A
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Mar 17 @ 10:26AM  
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Mar 17 @ 12:24PM  
An oldie but a goodie!!! Fuck Cheereo's lmfao

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