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  Sunshine79

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for my honey. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.


TUESDAY: He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when he brought a friend home for supper!


WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.


THURSDAY: Today he asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Steve asked me why I was rolling around in the garden...I showed him the recipe instructions.


FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it... There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.


SATURDAY: He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.


SUNDAY: I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius... I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.


GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe . If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose!

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RevDocLove

Mar 17 @ 9:59AM  
Ain't blonds great???
shyguy140

Mar 17 @ 10:21AM  
Funny ones
justme4u

online now!
Mar 17 @ 11:25AM  
Where do you get these


Umm yes I still wanna
wstang69

Mar 17 @ 5:36PM  

I'm glad I don't know anyone that cooks like that

somnium

Mar 17 @ 6:46PM  
Never a boring moment with her... huh???

lkb66

Mar 19 @ 3:10PM  
I love it!

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