If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
I wouldn't advice trying that....you might go to "pieces". uggg! That was stale.
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
If I'm sitting close enough to my birds cage reading a newspaper, he will stick his head out and start tearing up the newspaper.
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Yep. That would be on the day you decide to go buy one.