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Interesting Questions

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the empty gun is thrown at him?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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Wordsofwit

Mar 16 @ 10:00AM  
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

I particularly liked those two.

There are are hundreds, perhaps thousands of others like:

Why is it called a pair of pants when it is one item?
Why is it called getting on a plane when you are getting in it?
If years are BC or AD, what are the ones in between?
Why do people say, "I found it in the last place I looked."?
Why do people say, "It is liable to rain." WIll they sue the cloud if it doesn't?
Why do people say, "Oh, for Pete's sake," when they don't know anyone named Pete?
Why do the castaways on Gilligan's Island always have clean clothes when nobody washes them?
Why isn't Porky Pig naked when all of other Looney Toon animal characters are?
PinkToeNails

Mar 16 @ 10:04AM  
*pondering*
flavorbuster

Mar 16 @ 6:15PM  
Why is it called getting on a plane when you are getting in it?
That's like people saying he hit me in the head when it should be on the head. Perhaps too many blows to the brain.
cottoncandydragon

Mar 16 @ 6:29PM  
And if it takes a pair of pants to cover a pair of legs, why don't we call it a pair of bras?
StraddleMyNose

Mar 16 @ 6:49PM  
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
That I would like to know!
sugarnspice005

Mar 16 @ 6:51PM  
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

I wouldn't advice trying that....you might go to "pieces". uggg! That was stale.

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

If I'm sitting close enough to my birds cage reading a newspaper, he will stick his head out and start tearing up the newspaper.

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Yep. That would be on the day you decide to go buy one.
tassie1

Mar 17 @ 2:15AM  
damn this trivia. I want real answers to real questions...


like; if we tickle a cow will milk run out its nose ?

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