Scenario #1: I was in the bathroom, doing my business. I finished and wiped myself & threw away the toilet paper. As I stood to flush the toilet, I see out of nowhere this giant palmetto bug (flying cockroach) and it came straight up out of the toilet, zooming out from under the water like a tornado and smacked me dead center in the middle of the forehead!!! Gross!!!
Scenario #2: I was in the bathroom, taking a piss. I reach for the toilet paper, wipe myself and before I can reach to pull my pants back up, a rat pops out of the wall on my left and runs over both of my shoes and into a hole on the other side of the wall on the right!! Gross!