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posted 3/14/2010 9:41:47 AM |
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Here are 2 true life scenarios. One happened to myself and one to a girlfriend. We were comparing stories and I asked which she thought was worse. She said her story was by far more awful than mine.

I'm going to quote 2 true scenarios. I'm going to write them as if both scenarios happened to me, this way you guys don't know which one actually did happen to me, lol Just need you guys to make a decision as to which was more gross than the other, lol

Scenario #1: I was in the bathroom, doing my business. I finished and wiped myself & threw away the toilet paper. As I stood to flush the toilet, I see out of nowhere this giant palmetto bug (flying cockroach) and it came straight up out of the toilet, zooming out from under the water like a tornado and smacked me dead center in the middle of the forehead!!! Gross!!!

Scenario #2: I was in the bathroom, taking a piss. I reach for the toilet paper, wipe myself and before I can reach to pull my pants back up, a rat pops out of the wall on my left and runs over both of my shoes and into a hole on the other side of the wall on the right!! Gross!

Question is, which scenario to you is the worst??

And which scenario do you think belongs to me??

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Mar 14 @ 9:49AM  
IMHO, #2 would be worse. Means that the house is probably overran by vermin that are not afraid of humans. I'd put poison out for 'em.

I'd hope yours was #1.

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Mar 14 @ 9:49AM  
That's easy..Scenario #2..Palmetto bugs are a way of life in Florida..
Pretty much an everyday occurrence

Mar 14 @ 11:11AM  
You got the #1 & #2 right. You generally do one or the other. Quite often at the same time. You sure it wasn't a dung beetle?

Mar 14 @ 11:22AM  
I have to say #1...we have those damn bugs here in the desert and I cringe every time I see one, they gross me out.

I am gonna say #2 happened to you.

Mar 14 @ 11:37AM  
Were they gross?
I'd say....#2 was you and the worst out of the 2 would be.......#1

Mar 14 @ 1:27PM  
I'd say the big roach (#1) was you. But, I think #2 is actually worse. Rats carry alot of diseases, and if they are not afraid of you... you have a BAD infestation.

Mar 14 @ 1:36PM  
I will go with number 2, the rat.

When I was a toddler we bought a new house in the high desert. It was a brand new housing track. My mom went in to clean the bathroom and discover a rattlesnake coiled up behind the toilet. I distinctly remember the scream.

Mar 14 @ 1:48PM  
The rat is worse IMO....I would FREAK the fuck out! #1 happened to you....that's my guess.

Mar 14 @ 1:53PM  
Eh...there's far worse things than cockroaches and rats in small doses like that. Still, you have my sympathy.

Mar 14 @ 3:17PM  
I think rats are cute- but not in that capacity.

Mar 14 @ 3:22PM  
#1 by far is way worse...a bug covered in shit water hitting your face GROOSSSS

and sooo sorry that happened to you

Mar 14 @ 9:09PM  
I think #1 is the worst of the two senerios. I also think #1 happened to you Sunshine...which is so gross...and you most definitely have my sympathies.

Mar 14 @ 9:16PM  
I would say # 1 is the worst!

Mar 14 @ 10:52PM  
In my opinion,#2 is worse,not sure either are truly gross,both are nasty,,,and I'm guessing #2 was yours.

of course

Mar 15 @ 9:35AM  
#1 was more gross, but #2 could be a bigger problem. I have to agree with 40DWM
Means that the house is probably overran by vermin that are not afraid of humans. I'd put poison out for 'em.

I'd hope yours was #1.

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