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If you could write a book, what would it be about, and what would the title be?

I know that we have some writers in Pervia, and I'm sure they're going to jump at the bit to comment on this blog, and I'm looking forward to them posting.

As for what I would write. Probably my memoirs. Title it, "Getting into Straddle's Head".

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bandit892

Mar 13 @ 4:13PM  
"How to fart in the bathtub with your partner without getting caught"
B9CC1D

Mar 13 @ 4:17PM  
Since poor wraakweaver's account looks like it's been canceled I guess I'll have to take up the torch and write an expo-say 'bout how white people are a mutant genetic strain and therefore inferior.

Or was that not his point?

In fact, wraakweaver who?
Wordsofwit

Mar 13 @ 4:26PM  
I know that we have some writers in Pervia, and I'm sure they're going to jump at the bit to comment on this blog

Okay, but not that eager, though I will weigh in.

I'm looking forward to them posting.

Don't be so sure.

Many wanna be writer think that their works is divine magic when it is not. It is often like having to inform a newborn's mother that the baby is ugly.

The vast majority that want to write professionally lack the talent for doing so. If they do have the talent, they lack the discipline. Many, if they do have the talent and discipline, don't want to write about anything anyone would pay for (eg on sale at Borders or Amazon).

I write for living, it is all boring corporate content, B2B, but it is a profession, not an avocation.
lunanegra

Mar 13 @ 4:44PM  
The vast majority that want to write professionally lack the talent for doing so. If they do have the talent, they lack the discipline. Many, if they do have the talent and discipline, don't want to write about anything anyone would pay for (eg on sale at Borders or Amazon).

I'm crushed,lol. I see writing as just a hobby anyway- my future is with computers and computer-related things.
somnium

Mar 13 @ 6:44PM  
I think I would write about my life's trials and tribulations with respect to correcting all the problems I've experienced, the right way!

My title would be:

There Must be a Better Life Than This- Because if This is all There is to it, What a Kick in the Ass THIS is!



NightOfOld

Mar 13 @ 7:18PM  

The Story of Straddle.

Chapter # 1
I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared
By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird

I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day
I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay
But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same
Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game.

I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow
There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no!
Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead
Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ...

15 Strippers all in a row
All with bra-straps ready to blow
One pretty lady dancin' in my lap
Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap.

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink
By day I'm just a normal sod, by all my dreams are kinked

I'd like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out
We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about
Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can't compete
With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feet

Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream
Chains and whips all to make me scream
Lizards & snakes all in strange places
They're gettin' it on & making lewd faces

When dreaming the nightclubs everywhere
Are chock full of animals in underwear
Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants
All we need now is a couple thousand ants

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun
If only when I slept the chorus girls weren't dressed like nuns

I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head
I told him if I can't get fixed I might as well be dead
He laid me down & said "tell me of your erotic dreams"
I said "One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!"

There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly
Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies
A cute sexy lady, covered in mud
Whispers in my ear with the voice of Elmer Fudd

There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks
With all those square corners they couldn't be socks
This stuff all around me is one kinky dream
Whatever you imagine I'm sure to have a theme

I guess it is my lot to life, can't beat it so I'll join
I suppose that they are only dreams they don't even cost a coin
So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep
Just think, "that lucky bugger, is dancing naked tending sheep."

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
I don't under stand it, it's to normal things I'm geared
By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird

KitKat25

Mar 13 @ 7:23PM  
There Must be a Better Life Than This- Because if This is all There is to it, What a Kick in the Ass THIS is!

Quick...say the above title 3 times super fast...without getting tongue-tied. I double dare you!

Here's my book idea...

Kat Does Holland

The riveting tale of a Midwestern gal's journey to visit the many friends she connected with through an online networking site. Take part in her journey as she meets a group of friends from various countries all over Europe for the first time...and how they forge life-long friendships that will stand the test of time. Share in her joys and sorrows as she realizes that life is sometimes far simpler when you sit behind a computer screen...when compared to meeting online friends in real life.

A must-read for anyone who has ever connected with someone special online.
RevDocLove

Mar 13 @ 10:32PM  
Probably name it "Troubleshooter"
or something similar and it would be the story of my active life
before 1985 or so.
It would have to be written as fact based fiction though..
A lot of people who have known something of my professional
life have often said I should write a book of my life..
Thenewguy2957

Mar 13 @ 10:47PM  
My first novel (unpublished so far) is called The Hiking trails ofGlen Canyon about some eco-warriors trying to get rid of the Glen Canyon dam, some want to do it violently, others through the system.

The one I'm working on now is called "outlaw", working title, about a futuristic world where people live in high rise buildings where they work and all their needs are met and there is no need to go outside and those that do are considered....outlaws.
RevDocLove

Mar 13 @ 10:56PM  
Glen Canyon dam,
I was living in Az. when it was being built and spent some time in Page
in the early 70's and early 80's..Beautiful lake..
1bunny629

Mar 14 @ 3:20AM  
Why's it taking you so long to take the trash out??? You wouldn't care how long it took me if I was spendin the time eatin your pussy!...or...Meet me in Miami...cause I want to kick your ass...I mean take you on a vacation!...by M.
Sunshine79

Mar 14 @ 8:43AM  
Book Of Sunshine's Adventures
featherone

Mar 15 @ 11:17AM  
If I could write a book! hmm it be about you and ur kinky blogs
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 15 @ 11:19AM  
If I could write a book! hmm it be about you and ur kinky blogs
Oh really now!
flavorbuster

Mar 15 @ 12:27PM  
If you could write a book, what would it be about, and what would the title be?
You trying to hijack ideas .. ...

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If you could write a book, what would it be about? What would the title be?