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She's Probably A Money-Hungry Liar,' Extremely Nervous Steelers Fans Report
March 12, 2010 | Issue 46•10 | Onion Sports

PITTSBURGH—In the wake of sexual assault allegations made against Ben Roethlisberger by a Georgia college student, nervous Steelers fans across the nation speculated that the supposed victim was most likely a conniving harpy out to make a quick buck and that her claims were completely without merit. "She's probably just a typical example of certain women like that," said Pittsburgh resident Michael Reese, who has never met the alleged victim, and who followed his initial statement by nervously lighting another cigarette. "She probably saw him at the bar and thought, 'Here's my chance to cash in.' Or maybe she hit on him, and when he didn't even give her the time of day, she concocted this little scheme to get back at him. Yup. Bet you any money that's what happened. Sure." Reese then stared down at the Roethlisberger jersey in his hands for a long moment, gesturing as if to put it on before slowly hanging it on a hook behind his door.

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Mar 12 @ 8:52PM  
It's starting to look bad for him since this second woman came out with this most recent event...

Mar 12 @ 9:07PM  
It's starting to look bad for him since this second woman came out with this most recent event...


Mar 12 @ 9:09PM  

The third one should sinch it.

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