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posted 3/11/2010 9:33:29 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

This was sent to me by a friend. Hope you enjoy it.

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard




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PinkToeNails

Mar 11 @ 9:42PM  


Go Granny!!!!


soft_touch938

Mar 11 @ 9:45PM  
Ain't no fool like an old fool.....
onehornytoad69

Mar 11 @ 10:24PM  
StraddleMyNose

Mar 11 @ 10:28PM  
RevDocLove

Mar 11 @ 10:37PM  
That'll teach that young whippersnapper
Ewe_Wish

Mar 12 @ 1:15AM  
I would have shot the little bastard too...........
flavorbuster

Mar 12 @ 3:56AM  
Tough Granny

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