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  StraddleMyNose

Okay, I'm sure I'm going to hear about this blog, but I can truly say that it's never happened to me before as far as having a woman straddle my face with her panties that has a skidmark stain on them. If she had that I would actually give it some thought before I would maybe let her go for it with my face. It's just a stain, right? I don't think there's any harm in it. Of course it would be better is she didn't have that on her cotton, silk, or lace panties. But sure, I think I might let her anyway. How many of you guys would go through with that if you're in that position with a woman? Ladies, I know not to ask you this, because I don't think I'll get a straight answer out of you.

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zena343

Jan 1 @ 4:06PM  
PLEASE, PLEASE ask us ladies, cause you will get a straight answer, silly!!
wtxman

Jan 1 @ 4:08PM  
Of course I would; no guts no glory. I suspect that if you played your cards right those panties would cum off ( sorry couldn't resist ) real quick.
HRRRICKANE

Jan 1 @ 4:09PM  
Thats bad Stradd.....I'm speechless...and that dont happen too often....THATS FUCKING GROSS !!!!!!!!!
HRRRICKANE

Jan 1 @ 4:12PM  
I'm not a blog hijacker but........ROFLMFAO...
zena343

Jan 1 @ 4:13PM  
HRRR I agree with you gross is putting it mildly!
HRRRICKANE

Jan 1 @ 4:14PM  
Who the FUCK is giving you kudos....BAHAHAHAHAHA
zena343

Jan 1 @ 4:18PM  
HELL NOT ME!!
bentan

Jan 1 @ 4:20PM  
uhhh ... what exactly is a skidmark stain?
Rockstar8869

Jan 1 @ 4:22PM  
Its when you thought it was a fart, but it wasnt
wtxman

Jan 1 @ 4:26PM  
I'll plead guilty to giving the kudo, becaused I encouraged Straddle to blog. As far as the "skidmark stain"; haven't any of you guys done your womens delicate laundry? Remember; cold water and pre-treat that stain.
HRRRICKANE

Jan 1 @ 4:30PM  
BAHAHAHAHAHA...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
StraddleMyNose

Jan 1 @ 4:34PM  
Yeah, Wtxman talked me into blogging this soon. I did tell him that I had something in mind and it was a little gross, but not too crude and he told me to go for it anyway.
HRRRICKANE

Jan 1 @ 4:39PM  
I still want to know who the fuck is giving you KUDOS ????????
wtxman

Jan 1 @ 4:42PM  
Ok I confess the real reason I gave the kudo was because I was promised the panties. Please forgive the hijacking Straddle
StraddleMyNose

Jan 1 @ 4:48PM  
Hrrr, as for the kudos, I have no idea other than where the one kudo came from (Wtxman). I didn't expect one kudo at that on here.
HRRRICKANE

Jan 1 @ 4:51PM  
OK OK ...I'll confess...i gave ya one too....Ifound this blog HILARIOUS....
bentan

Jan 1 @ 4:56PM  
Its when you thought it was a fart, but it wasnt

Ewww ... spray on crap. And people thought red wings is bad.
Luvrgrl

Jan 1 @ 5:18PM  
Straddle....are you actually serious......Is this a REAL BLOG?????
StraddleMyNose

Jan 1 @ 5:23PM  
Of couse this a real blog. lol I just didn't think that I would get many comments and people taking this seriouly enough. There is a lot of humor in this, but it raises a very good question whether guys would let a woman straddle his face with stained panties on.
Reiko_Sawamura

Jan 1 @ 5:49PM  
...after picturing this in my mind, and thinking about it.....I'd have to say that I personally wouldn't put a guy through that.
Loveyoulongtime2

Jan 1 @ 6:03PM  
That depends on how it smells, if it's something that didn't completely wash out, maybe. If it's something more fresh, I don't think so.
2passionate4u767

Jan 1 @ 6:22PM  
Straddle you are definitely turning into a SICK PERVERT!!!!

Gawd I love you!!!

And just gave you a kudo... sorry, didn't have any panties with skid marks!
zena343

Jan 1 @ 6:37PM  
Loveyoulongtime, you are just as sick as Straddle
StraddleMyNose

Jan 1 @ 7:05PM  
zena343

Jan 1 @ 7:08PM  
don't wiggle those brows at me you perv,
Loveyoulongtime2

Jan 1 @ 8:04PM  
Zena, maybe almost as sick, and that sounds like a complement coming from a fellow perv.
zena343

Jan 1 @ 8:24PM  
hey loveyoulongtime, are you calling me a perv, huh, them's fighting words to me!!!!
skinonskin

Jan 1 @ 8:39PM  
New here- haven't subscribed yet but planning on it soon-

Anyway- After a nice shower (no one talks about taking a shower together before oral- assumed?). I would like a lady to straddle my face (couple pillows lengthwise under my head) without panties on and preferably shaved, spread her lips and lightly massage my face all over- all the while licking her and sliding my tongue in her vagina.

I would want her to take her hands and pull my face closer (not too hard- gotta breathe) while she rubs my face, until she cums. If some ladies like a facial, then it's only fair that I have one give me a facial if she's into that!

Haven't experienced that yet but sure have it on my list of things to do.

Just my 2¢ worth-

Happy New Year!!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 1 @ 9:13PM  
Hey, Skin, welcome to the site! You mention about all what you like (nice little plug), but you didn't answer my question whether you would honestly like a woman with skidmark panties to straddle your face.
Mymastersslave

Jan 1 @ 11:00PM  
Ok any woman worth her salt, would NEVER do that. I take such preparation if I even think I am getting sex. Skid marks are gross and the stained panties are for that special time, when no one comes near me.... Even if they think its ok.
MEMEME69247

Jan 1 @ 11:18PM  
I am of course a woman,,,, but had to add my 2 cents.....A real woman does not meet up with a man with skidmarks on her underwear....A real woman wears clean sexy under garments.....that is just taboo in our "Woman's World".... would think a real woman would have thrown those away....
Looking4ever

Jan 2 @ 12:48AM  
Oh, Stad, what are we going to do with you? Do you sit around at work at night, thinking of strange things so your blogs will be flooded with posts? Dude! You seriously crack me up.

Mymastersslave and MEMEME69247 have it right...if we even think we are going to be having sex, it's all about being prepared, which includes freshening up and the prettiest underthings.


belle1010

Jan 2 @ 1:04AM  
I'm truely amazed at the topics you come up with for your blogs, lol.

I got's ta go with the other ladies, if i am even thinking about having sex i'm freshly showered, shaven in the right areas, and wearing my sexiest undies. We women have this thing about cleanliness....well.... most of us do.
skinonskin

Jan 2 @ 1:10AM  
Straddle, thanks for the welcome- I answered indirectly!

Had an experience like that once. Soon as I saw her streaked panties, Skin Jr. shrank like my crotch got hit with a blast of cold from a co2 fire extinguisher. Total turn off!!

I prefer skin to skin contact after cuddling, with clothes, then totally w/o and would never consider a lady rubbing my face with her pussy covered by streaked panties!!
enjoyingitall

Jan 2 @ 1:36AM  
well to add my thoughts on the subject..

no, not going to happen - IF i see them, i mean - who inspects panties before hand? but - if her panties are dirty - and i see them - not going to happen. and if it smells - no - i'm pretty much done at that point.

so - the question you have to ask is - if she isnt taking care of herself in that respect - what/where else isnt she taking care of herself?

i have to agree with Mymastersslave, MEMEME69247, looking4now and pretty much every other woman in here.. women worth having arent going to have skid marks in their panties...

Raven_Silverfire

Jan 2 @ 2:26AM  
no way in hell am i gonna be caught dead out with some guy in stained panties, i have a few pairs reserved for that special time of the month where my uterus fountains forth copious amounts of blood and i'd go without before i resorted to pulling them out
veeruinus

Jan 2 @ 4:50PM  
Straddle..dude thats gross!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 2 @ 4:56PM  
Hey, I was talking about just a light stain on her panties, not something fresh.
Dawnette

Jan 2 @ 7:56PM  
It depends how 'thick' the skidmark is...is it crusty? If you fold the underwear does it fall off in big chunks?
That's where I'd draw the line. I don't want anything crunchy in my mouth.

Just like I don't wanna chew off scabs or anything. Although it does add some texture...

Okay, I went too far.
belle1010

Jan 2 @ 11:31PM  
Dawnette, that's just.....ewwwwwwwwwww!
JJN4Fun

Jan 3 @ 12:59AM  
Dawnette and Straddle - come back...come back over to the other side now...
twisted69kinky

Jan 3 @ 4:55AM  
That is funny as hell. My roomate kept a very large pair with skidmarks one time as a souvenier. His girlfriend found them hidden under the bed one night. Damn, it was funny!!!
dulsinea

Jan 7 @ 9:10AM  
Personally, I think you sound like a pig, Straddle, and I don't think this is funny at all.......
StraddleMyNose

Jan 7 @ 1:36PM  
Ya know, I really take offense to the remark you just made. True, this ONE blog may not put me in a favorable light, but have you read a lot of my other blogs? If you have then I don't see how on earth you can think I sound like a pig. If you haven't read my other blogs then don't be judging me by just ONE blog!
JJN4Fun

Jan 7 @ 2:08PM  
dulsinea, though it certainly can be argued that Sir Straddle here is off the deep end *smirk*, he's not a pig - he's one of the nicest, most polite men here. So he posts some off the wall stuff...he generates a lot of discussion which, in turn, has helped to make this place an open community. I agree with him - one blog doesn't give you a really good picture - and if you read about his trials and tribulations with his daughter alone, you'll know more about the sweet, sensitive, and deeply caring side of this twisted man who is loved and respected by many here. Definitely not a pig :)

But - and I'm sure he'd agree - that your contribution is welcomed!


dulsinea

Jan 8 @ 7:49AM  
Sorry...didn't find several of your blogs all that tasteful.

Riding a stuffed animal...."screwing" a woman while she's on her period?

I might sound prudish (and I'm not) but why is it necessary to have discussions like that at all and what "good" discussion comes out of it?

I wouldn't want to sleep with a man who is so openly disgusting.....sorry.

But...thats my opinion...maybe others like it...although I can't for the life of me figure out WHY
bentan

Jan 8 @ 9:23AM  
Just because you don't find a discussion illuminating does not mean others won't. I would ask: is it necessary for you to question why a discussion is necessary? If people want to discuss these things what's it to you? And you said sorry twice, none of which seem to directly address the fact that you insulted the OP with an animal label. Are you stubbornly refusing to see and acknowledge the error of your ways or do you need a little help being more clear with your apology? Ad hominem is never a welcome part of any discussion. Learn this simple rule of discussion before even participating in one.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 8 @ 9:41AM  
Dulsinea, you wrote me a reply back in an email after I said that I took offense with your comment telling me that I sounded like a pig. Your response was, good, you take offense to this blog, now we're even. I said back that no, we're not even, and this was my blog and I don't have a problem with you commenting on it if you don't like it, but don't be name calling on here. I feel like you have a huge chip on your shoulder and no sense of humor. You go right ahead and pick and choose with some of my blogs you may not like. I have actually never ever seen you comment on a touching and encouraging blog I have done. Seems like people such as yourself only take it upon themselves to only comment on the blogs that disgusts you. I guess certain blogs bring out certain people...
dulsinea

Jan 9 @ 4:30AM  
First of all.....its never proper to reveal messages that are private, but whatever. Second...I have a great sense of humor....I'm just not amused by skidmarks or puke or earwax or urination or anything gross and I don't see the point in making a whole blog on what is offensive. You are offended by the word "pig" and I am offended by your nauseating post...and like I told you in my last correspondance with you...if you don't care what could be offensive to others, then why should I care what offends you? It just doesn't make sense. It is very piggish to talk about skidmarks on underwear and you HAD to know someone would react in disfavor to you...you even commented on it at the onset.

I can have an adult sense of humor, adult tastes, make risque comments, but I still like a guy who doesn't want to offend a woman or anyone else with "crap."

There...I do have a sense of humor
StraddleMyNose

Jan 9 @ 8:42AM  
No, now let's get something straight. You said I sounded like a pig in your first comment to me on here. I wrote a personal email as well as a comment saying the same thing, that I took offense to you saying that I sounded like a pig. You did this in the public spector for others to see, and yet you're so concerned with what you told me in a private email saying in it good, now we're even because you took offense to my blog? Hmmm...you name calling and taking that cheap shot at me for others to see over my blog you thought was offensive, interesting way your mind works trying to justify your bad behavior. When you go public with me the way you have done private emails will be brought up to prove a point. Funny you say I'm offensive to women, I don't see that at all. Seems like there is a lot of male bashing here and you're one of those women that enjoys doing that it seems. I have never seen you comment on anyone elses blog. Actually, I don't recall seeing you at all till you first commented on this blog a couple of days ago. You seems to think some of my blogs are crude, well, have ya looked and see what others blogs from other people have that is far worst than mine in that catagory you lump me in? I'm a little tame compared to others on here. I don't see you posting comments on DS's blogs, and ya know, I think you know he won't be as kind to you like I have been so far. So you go right ahead and pick and choose all you want to take on on here, it makes you look bad, not me. As for you stating that you have a sense of humor, I still don't see one. Seems like you want to convince us that you actually have a sense of humor, and yet we're telling you not to judge me by a few blogs. Seems like that's a shallow thing to be doing is judging one through a few blogs, and then casting a comment stating they sound like a pig when I have done so many good family blogs prior to that. Why didn't you comment on blogs like with my daughter in them, or a special thanks for a special person blog I did? You have had opportunity after opportunity to comment on the positive blogs and never did. My advice to you is ( I too have been told this some time ago) that if you don't like the blog you don't have to read it. The headline should have indicated to you that this wasn't the blog to read, and yet you took it upon yourself to read it anyway. This past three days is getting a bit stale now with your comments, and there really isn't anything else to say other than be fair and find other crude blogs (not hard to do) and comment on them like you did mine. I am very interested in seeing how others treat you with your approach!
wtxman

Jan 9 @ 9:27AM  
I guess it's just not guys that are rude on here. You are right about this woman. Name calling is not needed to get a point across. We all love you Bro; Well almost all of us.
dulsinea

Jan 9 @ 10:05AM  
You people are simply amazing. You don't care that he post something so filthy and crude, but it bothers you that I called him a "pig" over it? Wow......
dulsinea

Jan 9 @ 10:07AM  
And I have to chuckle a bit....

No Straddle, I'm not, nor never have been a "male basher." I like men very much.....

Men who know how to talk to a woman.
wtxman

Jan 9 @ 10:15AM  
Hey Straddle, I would like to invite dulsinea to join us in the cellar, no scratch that , the bomb shelter, for some fun and games, but she will have to promise to play nice. Also she likes cock shots( maybe if you gave her one she would play nice with you).
StraddleMyNose

Jan 9 @ 10:23AM  
Wow, I have seen all kinds, but you take the cake. First you said I sounded like a pig, now you're actually owning up to calling me one. Yes, people should be bothered by your comments to me and calling me a pig. Seems like you have a real mental block and can't understand the simple little things about life and people in general. That's fine, you go live your life and your way of thinking, but spewing your poision over here will no longer be tolerated. I have you three days worth of shots at me, and I have been more than fair with you. No longer do I feel like I have to be with the type of person I see in you. I think it's time you move on and take on another crusade of yours. Let me recommend to you in changing your ways before someone gives you a very rude awakening in life that you may piss off down the road of life! Move on!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 9 @ 10:41AM  
And I will clear something else up for you. I do know how to talk to and with a woman. Another judging error you have made with me. I do pride myself on being a good judge of character with people, and yes, I think I and many of us here have gotten your number. You really know nothing about my personal life other than the few blogs you choose to read about sex. You have no right to judge me the way you have and call me whatever you choose. This tells people more about who you are (not a good thing) than it does me.

For the people who have commented on this blog, feel free to say what you have to say to Dulsinea since she brought all of you into this now.
wtxman

Jan 9 @ 10:50AM  
I'm sorry Straddle, but I'm kind of falling for her.
veeruinus

Jan 9 @ 10:54AM  
Wow! This is heating up. Ok heres my take. Blogs are just a way to express what you think and what you feel. It doesnt matter if one likes it or not. BUT you have to be careful and not hurt other peoples feelings or be rude to them at the same time. NOW GO AHEAD AND FIGURE OUT. And once you figure out, you will know what was the wrong and what was right. Hey straddle. I ll give ya a kudo for this one. Keep it up man.
JJN4Fun

Jan 9 @ 11:57AM  
dulsinea, my dear - you can't win this one. What you did - at least, how you did it, was wrong. To come into a discussion you've not been a part of and call someone a name is wrong no matter who you are or how you look at it. I'm not saying you can't think or even say it - but if you wanted to state that opinion, there was a better way to do it. And better words to use. When someone comes into a discussion and posts something like you did, we tend to see that person as being a "troll", which isn't a very welcomed sort of person around here. Oh, you're not the first - and you won't be the last. And it's not that this community doesn't tolerate varying opinions (though opinions on that will vary - right bentan? *wink*), but we don't very well tolerate people being mean just for the sake of being mean...and that's what it appears you are doing. To me, anyway.

From what I've seen, you've been given chance after chance to rectify this and still be welcomed. I fear that you've blown this chance (well, except with wtxman - but he's kind of weird like that, anyway :) You don't have to back down or change your opinion, but I do think a genuine apology - that being, one that isn't followed by another insult - is in order.

I once had a disagreement with a man here. Oh, and it got ugly. I dropped it and he did as well, and later we both made a concession that ended that battle. Now I genuinely like this man - respect him, too - and I'm so glad things have worked out like this. I guess what I'm saying is, don't let this go so far that you can't "come back"...we are a fantastic community.
wtxman

Jan 9 @ 12:15PM  
Hey Noms, don't you believe in love at first slight, uh I mean first sight.
veeruinus

Jan 9 @ 1:22PM  
Well said SXZE.
JJN4Fun

Jan 9 @ 1:36PM  
wtxman - you know how I am, baby...i fall in love with anyone I can have a good argument! wanna wrestle???

veeruinus - I'm keeping my eye on you, cutie! (yeah, I know you're taken but can still look...and fantasize!)
wtxman

Jan 9 @ 1:51PM  
Sure I'll wrestle you; what do I get for pinning you?
dulsinea

Jan 9 @ 2:59PM  
Actually, cock shots don't offend me, but I always feel kind of silly talking to one when I respond to it's mail. I much prefer a face and if I like that face and the man attached to it, I prefer meeting his cock at a time that is good for both of us. However, there are some pretty ones here!!

I'm having difficulty weighing whats more wrong here....

A blog that kept popping up in here....that I had to look at every day...that I think is pretty disrespectful in so many different ways or me calling him a "pig" because of it. I don't call people names easily......I find several of his topics to be somewhat degrading and again, offensive. I will think more before I respond to a post in the future, but I won't apologize for my reaction. Quite frankly, it hasn't changed much. I will apologize for doing it in his blog....and thats as far as I will take it.

I respect myself. I don't like degrading or offensive blogs and if speaking out against it gives me the label of "troll" then so be it.
Looking4ever

Jan 9 @ 3:01PM  
Here's the beauty of blogging...you can say what you want (within the rules posted) and the reader can read (or NOT!) as they desire. Isn't that cool? So, let's be grown ups and get back to having fun.

If you think Straddles blogs are gross, feel free to ignore them. I used to have problems with DS's blogs...then I really started reading them. Lo & behold, I was the one missing out by not reading. Do you think it bothered him that I wasn't reading them? Oh, wait. It probably did since DS is a forum ho...but I think you can see where I was going with this, right? You are not forced to read Straddle's (or DS's...or mine for that matter!) blogs. But, if you don't, don't get your panties in a twist because you don't like what you read. I think almost all of us has made that mistake (and will probably continue to do it now & again).
veeruinus

Jan 9 @ 3:05PM  
Again what someone thinks is degrading or offensive may be a preference to someone. But it doesnt mean that we have to disrespect that preference. That is just my take on it.

BTW - SXZE I am blushing :-)
StraddleMyNose

Jan 9 @ 3:45PM  
Oh believe me, Dulsinea, you may think you know me more through some of my blogs, but I assure you my dear, I know you well enough and your type, and yes, I do have your number as the type you are. You really don't get what me and others are trying to tell you. Doesn't matter anymore. I have always heard that ya can't argue with a fool, and you're certainly coming off looking like that in that area as well to what I know of you already. So with that said, I'm not going to add anymore fuel to this fire. Like I stated before, all this blog did was talk about if that person would let her straddle his face with a little skidmark stained panties on them. It WAS funny and everyone had a good chuckle about it. A lot of guys have skidmark stained underwear too. I don't think I'm degrading women with this blog at all. Have you looked around where there's a lot of male bashing going on? If you're not one of the male bashers, then why don't you speak up on those blogs for your fellow man instead of acting so offensive to this blog I did about small skidmark stained panties that a woman may wear when you're both about to enjoy the pleasure of oral sex and her straddling face? I still think in some areas that you're into male bashing...
wtxman

Jan 9 @ 3:46PM  
Earlier Straddle emailed me and said it was all my fault for encouraging him to do this paticular blog, so to ALL i offer my apologys Now dulsineas' last comment as i read it was an apology, and i think this should end this.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 9 @ 4:06PM  
Dulsinea, Wtxman emailed me and thought that I should accept your apology. Although I don't think your apology goes far enough, it's a start, and I accept the apology you offered.
HRRRICKANE

Jan 9 @ 8:08PM  
this girl is so full of herself....if ya dont like the blog....dont read the fuckin thing.....we have each others backs around here....ya take on one...ya take on all...you aint been around here long enough sweetie to start shit cause ya dont like what you read...and you sure dont know the person your yappin about....lets see one of you blogs......
dulsinea

Jan 10 @ 12:55PM  
Some of you are very dramatic.....you can "have his back" Rick....doesn't matter to me...I'm used to standing up for myself.

This may be HIS blog but its in a public site and I had to look at everyday popping up near my mail and I merely made my opinon known. And if you read the first sentence of his blog, he expected that, but posted anyway.

I am a stranger to blogs until now.....maybe there is a protocol I am not aware of. I have posted actively in message boards for years and I am known in those to be outspoken, but honest and fair and with a good sense of humor.

And no, Straddle, you don' t know me at all, so quit trying to play the expert here.

Syze, I've read a few of your blogs...I think you are a beautiful woman and I admire your opinion on a lot of issues, so I think you understand some of what I'm saying here. I've never been one to worry about being politically correct though, and at times it gets me in hot water. Oh well......

Straddle...if that wasn't enough of an apology for you....sorry...cause thats all you're going to get.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 10 @ 1:49PM  
We can argue all day till the cows come home about me knowing your type, and I do actually, Dulsinea. I'm last person who is ever policially correct on anything. You state that you're not, but yet you're acting that way. Gotta say and watch what we write in our blogs or the P.C. police will come out and take shots at ya and do some name calling (like you did to me). At this point I really don't care, I accepteed your so called apology and yet you had to just keep this thing going. And yeah, I'll admit, I'm keeping it going to. But after yesterday I was hoping for closure with your "apology".
dulsinea

Jan 10 @ 2:02PM  
You just don't get it. I meant I wasn't "pc" by commenting about you in your own blog. I guess there is a difference between a blog and a message board post.I

And...no...you don't nor will you ever "know me".....I've been friends with people for years who still don't know me. However, since you keep insisting you do and it's your blog.....then God help me that I dont keep it all comfy cozy for you in your own little neck of the woods.....

So keep on believing what you believe......
StraddleMyNose

Jan 10 @ 2:14PM  
blah blah blah....do you realize that the more you keep commenting on my blog here the more you're helping in it's popularity?
dulsinea

Jan 10 @ 3:56PM  
yes and you're welcome
jump9

Jan 11 @ 7:36PM  
Have you considered growing up,matureing,some sense of normalcy instead of total non-sense? Good grief,act like a man instead of a 12yr.old dork. Ok,14yr.old dork.
sundance64

Jan 11 @ 7:51PM  
You call that last post mature?? Dude...you wish you could get as much attention as my friend Straddle!!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 11 @ 9:04PM  
Jump9, for you to act like you're all mature and posting a comment on my blog here attacking me does nothing but mock yourself. Do you seriously think people take you seriously as you go around acting like a little negative troll attacking people on their blogs? Why don't you quit riding the coat tails of peoples blogs and trying to get some attention and do your own work with blogging your own blog. I know that must be hard work for ya, and I honestly don't think you know how to put a blog together. There are a few bad apples here on this site, and yes, you're one of them. You go around and take a cheap shot, and then people attack back and to me it looks like you curl up in a little ball and hide for a period of time before you stick your head back out of the hole again when the coast is clear and attack another person....I have seen this little pattern of yours, and ya know what, that's another thing we call cowardness!
dulsinea

Jan 12 @ 6:23AM  
Glad to see I'm not alone...

What I find childish is to post a blog where in the first sentence you comment about what a stir it will cause and then being offended when not everyone finds you so cute.....

If you can't take the heat.....
StraddleMyNose

Jan 12 @ 10:44AM  
I have just about had enough of you Dulsinsea. People on here know you come off as a little unstabble. I accepted your apology and I even let you have the last word, was that good enough? Well aparently not. Because some loose cannon chose to comment last night and take a cheap shot at me this time like he had done with Nomi a few nights before you want to jump into the mix now once again. Yes, I find you unstabble , especially after I thought that we parted peacefully and went our separate ways. There are some bad apples on this site, and I feel like you're one of them that goes around attacking good decent people just because of a blog you find offensive. Babe, you're very offensive and very abussive to people, and to me on here, and very rude at that. Just like I told your "buddy" on here, you're no longer welcome to air out personal attackes on me! GROW UP!
Argit01

Jan 12 @ 12:13PM  
PEOPLE
Straddle has merely posted a blog asking if anyone would let a woman with skidmark stained panties sit on their face. Whether we find this gross or disgusting is fair enough but in no way is Straddle a pig, nor is he rude.
Just because you disagree with some one doesn't mean you have to start calling them names. If I get sniped at now because I am defending some one I consider to be a friend as well as a decent guy then so be it, I have a thick skin.
Dulsinea, you are an attractive woman and I agree that women should be spoken to with respect and dignity and I don't think you are a man basher either. I think people seem to be getting upset over a rather innocuous question and the only reason I haven't commented before now is because I didn't have anything to say.
To answer Straddles question though, I wouldn't let a woman with skidmark stained panties straddle my face but then that's my personal preference. We all have our own unique likes and dislikes so why do we allow ourselves to become upset over something so trivial. If you have to comment at least try to be nice about it.
veeruinus

Jan 12 @ 12:47PM  
Hey dulsinea please grow up lady. I am not saying you do not have the right to express your views. You do. But please put in comments that wont hurt anyone and is not a mean one either. Please if you dont have that respect for others how would you expect respect in return. So please accept that you did wrong by putting in a mean comment and apologize. It shall end. Simple as that. BTW Straddle i am throwing another kudo to this one:).
tlc0766

Jan 12 @ 1:32PM  
gee, people if you don't like the content of the blog don't read it!!! Straddle has some great thought provoking blogs, and yes some of them are a little out there, but to call him names that's just crude as hell!!!!!
sundance64

Jan 12 @ 2:01PM  
omg...this is just too funny!

First of all, Dulsinea...as has been said numerous times on this blog and in other areas of this site: If you don't like the content...DON'T READ IT!! Straddle posts these types of blogs (and please correct me if I'm wrong here) to promote discussion and/or debate on subjects that cause controversy. As you can plainly see by the amount of comments on his blogs, both positive and negative, they are very popular.
Secondly...I can't see why someone who is as intelligent and articulate as you seem to be would want to connect herself with an obvious troll. The person who you jumped on the bandwagon with has been going to blogs and posting comments that are intended to incite anger and gain attention for himself. I'm not accusing you personally of doing that...merely pointing out that the one person you "are not alone" with is.

And finally...these are meant to be 'adult' discussions. Name calling is never acceptable in any forum or venue. If you disagree..fine. Just say so and be done with it. Your continued remarks to this blog are showing that A: You keep coming back to it, so there must be some interest in the subject even if it is negative; and B: You can't seem to take the heat either, and are determined to get the last word in.
There are better ways to get your point across without resorting to insulting behavior. And if you find the subject matter itself insulting, remember; it's nothing personal. Just like television...if you don't like it, change the channel. No one is forcing you to read this...Hell, I didn't read the blog until today! Sometimes you just never know what my friend Straddle will come up with next!
belle1010

Jan 12 @ 7:45PM  
Straddle ya know i love ya babe! I've read all of the comments and can't understand how this has gone so far.


Dulsinea, how is he a "pig" for posting his thoughts on a subject? Like it's been said before if you read a heading for a blog and don't feel the content is going to appeal to you, skip it. Nobody put a gun to your head and made you read this or any of Straddle's other blogs. If you don't like his writing style, or the subjects he picks to write about, don't read them.

Personally I do know Straddle on and off this site, i've talked with him on the phone, and consider him to be one of the most polite men i've had the pleasure of talking to. He doesn't try to offend anyone, nor does he take offense when someone doesn't like his content. Name calling is completely inappropriate, in any way, shape or form.

I have to admit that some of the topics you come up with are a little strange, however they are always thought provoking, and meant to be in fun. You keep doing what you do, and i'll keep reading, and commenting.
canuhelpme258

Jan 12 @ 7:54PM  
Free speech (for the dumb) Free Speech (for the dumb)

We have a bit of an on going saga here. Okay, you may not think everything you read is in good taste, or even humorous, hit the back page key and move the fuck along. I personally despise Andrew Dice Clay, I won’t protest his comedy shows however, he has a right to his humor, as does Straddle. I don’t post kudos, or admit how freaking hilarious he is often enough, largely because, I could so easily take the humor down further and alienate myself, I mean imagine taking a comb to get the crusties out of taint hair…

I will however for the record say that the words of a single person who gripes on one single blog is moot. I don’t like your combative approach, teach by example here, post your fucking blog, show us your idea of what a blog should be or stop being a stupid cunt… either way I will be happy. Hell I’ll even post a tutorial on blogging just so the twat can learn something.
ponme

Jan 12 @ 8:34PM  
Shawn.. just ignore the ones who don't have anything to say except whinieness... they have nothing to add to the discussion.. and in the long run.. they don't mean shit to you anyway. Fuck em... let gawd sort em out.
canuhelpme258

Jan 13 @ 6:15AM  

This may be HIS blog but its in a public site
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

You have to join the site, in doing so you have to agree to the terms of service, part of the TOS is not being so damn prudish as to be offended so easily. I'm noticing that while Straddle has moved on to post other blogs on other topics, you continue to rant here, that keeps everyone firing back at you and pushing the bog up in popularity, you're feeding the damn monster you despise you realize?

I also wonder why this blog in particular got you so fired up? I got a feeling some guy jerked your glad rags down and made a face at your own skid marks causing you embarrassment thus making this particular blog so offensive to you! Now instead of skid marked panties you have a shit stained chin from all the crap rolling out of your mouth. No one sat there and put a gun to your head forcing you to join the site, nor are they holding one to you day in and out forcing your dumb ass to look at the blog, so stop whining over it, get over yourself and the embarrassing incident from your past, fuck it it's over. Stop trolling around or trying to cause trouble for Straddle and get over it already!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 16 @ 4:35AM  
Well folks, seems like ya can't please all the people all the time. I can live with that though.
Wildhorse748

Jan 18 @ 6:43PM  
Damn I am so glad I found this site, that was entertaining, and it obviously got some folks going! Stained panties......sorry no way, would have to think there is something else going on. I love to be very clean and smell great for my lover and would very much hope for the same. Don't want to get into the fray but think everyone has a right to their opinion....This seems to be a great site!
coalkatt

Jan 30 @ 12:16AM  
get a life, dude
StraddleMyNose

Jan 30 @ 12:35AM  
Don't talk to me about getting a life. After what ya did to RF and his woman a few months ago. If you don't like my blog then pass it up, jerk!
BelAir789

Feb 4 @ 3:54PM  
Very amusing.
ksk72

Feb 12 @ 2:03AM  
I agree with the girls...I would never have sex without being completely clean, shaved and smelling nice....
chickenbaron

Feb 19 @ 10:38PM  
Yes i would let her set on my face. She could rub her pussy all over my face. Paul
scatlover

Jan 4 @ 2:49AM  
unless you have aquired the taste for female shit like myself,than her shit stained panties will always be gross.
xxxsataviaxxx

Feb 27 @ 3:13AM  
I enjoy women very much...quite frequently Honestly...if i saw that...I would think many things...why didn't she throw them away? why wouldn't she wear clean ones for me? Is she eating those fat free chips? Never learned how to wipe properly?Did she wipe today? what other hygienic surprises are in store for me? should I inform her the dry cleaners didnt get the stain out or laugh hysterically? Should I take a picture because no body will believe this crazy story? Do I tell her sugarcoat the reason why I wont ever call her again or just say " Bitch you needa wash yo ass foo or invest in them wet wipes cause I aint takin a detour into the hershey highway!"
lolthisistoofunny

Feb 27 @ 5:05AM  
Is this supposed to be funny? Juvenile potty "humor" is all it is and really has no place in discussion amongst adults, in my opinion. That you would revel in someone's lack of hygiene is really rather disgusting, you know.

But whatever floats your boat.
StraddleMyNose

Feb 27 @ 12:43PM  
Yeah, this is meant to be funny. Try to lighten' up some already, "lolthisistoofunny"!
sugarnspice005

Feb 27 @ 9:16PM  
Wow Straddle!! I hope she doesn't come across your straw blog then...
SeekingTXCowboy

Jun 15 @ 11:06PM  
[B] I am always showered and fresh everywhere on my body for sex, I wear the cleanest, sexest panties too for him. I would not even attempt to to down on a woman if this happened to me. I love eating pussy but it has to be fresh and DDS free before I even attempt to go down on her. The same is for a guy, he has to be in fresh before I would suck his cock and balls.

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