Liz Taylor says to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend, and he's only 16. I want you to operate on my private parts to make them smaller. I want to have the vagina of a 16 year old and this has to be our secret, No leaks, No tabloids."
When Liz wakes up after the operation, the doctor is standing there. At the foot of the bed there are three beautiful bouquets of flowers. She says to the doctor, "How could you tell anyone about this? I told you this was a secret."
The doctor says, "Liz, relax. The first bouquet is from me. The second is from the anesthesiologist, he's gay, and one of your biggest fans. He won't tell a soul. "And the third bouquet is from a guy in the Burn Unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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