ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so I desperately need your help now!!!
I volunteer on my sister's softball team (I'm 46 the girls are 18?)
and whatever, I met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes I help her with homework. I helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz
so she came over like an hour ago, and at 46 I really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have sex
"no no I cant, its not right" she said, but I told her "dont worry, i know what I'm doing, it'll be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 Nintendo 64 games if you say yes."
So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. She is a bit confused and scared.
then I think to myself- yo I need lube, right? cuz I heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.
ok so I have no lube, but I at 46 I really want to lose my virginity, so I grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so I microwaved it for 8 minutes and I put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying I burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.
any idea how to shut her up? should I give her another n64 game?
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