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posted 3/10/2010 9:19:26 AM |
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  TexasRacer

ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so I desperately need your help now!!!

I volunteer on my sister's softball team (I'm 46 the girls are 18?)

and whatever, I met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes I help her with homework. I helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and at 46 I really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have sex

"no no I cant, its not right" she said, but I told her "dont worry, i know what I'm doing, it'll be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 Nintendo 64 games if you say yes."

So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. She is a bit confused and scared.

then I think to myself- yo I need lube, right? cuz I heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

ok so I have no lube, but I at 46 I really want to lose my virginity, so I grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so I microwaved it for 8 minutes and I put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying I burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.

any idea how to shut her up? should I give her another n64 game?

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PinkToeNails

Mar 10 @ 9:44AM  
Now do you really expect us to believe this after that "Was I too prepared" blog?!?!?!?

sugarnspice005

Mar 10 @ 10:16AM  
Now do you really expect us to believe this after that "Was I too prepared" blog?!?!?!?

I was thinking the same thing!
girlcountry

Mar 10 @ 10:49AM  
Where do you come up with this stuff???
TexasRacer

Mar 10 @ 10:57AM  
Running around in my mind is the most phun place you'll ever be
RevDocLove

Mar 10 @ 1:52PM  
I have a tee shirt that says...
I'm The Most Fun I Ever Had....
Want me to send it to you?
Sunshine79

Mar 10 @ 2:20PM  
OMFG!!!!
1bunny629

Mar 10 @ 2:25PM  
put her in the fridge and then lick the butter off...
TexasRacer

Mar 10 @ 2:42PM  
Rock, yeah I want a t-shirt.

Bunny and Pink, I figuring a nice threesome from us, but I only come once so ya'll be easy
mrknowuwell

Mar 10 @ 7:11PM  
some OLD SKOOL Nintendo.......would have dun the trick........super mario bros any 1????

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