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posted 3/10/2010 8:14:42 AM |
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School Notes
These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi School District. (Spellings have been left intact.)

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

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shyguy140

Mar 10 @ 8:44AM  
These are good Sounds like the parents missed school too.
sugarnspice005

Mar 10 @ 8:50AM  
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33

Jan 32 and 33? When did that happen?

Those were good Rev.
casuallylooking

Mar 10 @ 9:03AM  
Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33
Oh sure...they have to pick to coldest month of the year to add days to.....

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