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posted 3/8/2010 3:05:11 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

I don't care! I just got this in an email from my sister and got a good chuckle out of it.

CATHOLIC GOLF

Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off
and enjoying a round of golf.

The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.
He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."

The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing,"
the nun said tartly..

The priest promised to do better and the round continued.

On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is
going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again.
"Shit, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes
out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.



And from the sky comes a booming voice .......


"Shit, I missed."

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Comments:

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shyguy140

Mar 8 @ 3:31PM  
Good onee!
Ewe_Wish

Mar 8 @ 3:38PM  
I have not heard this one...............good one.
RJ53

Mar 8 @ 5:29PM  
That is funny
ravenesque

Mar 8 @ 5:43PM  
Very funny......
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 8 @ 6:46PM  
That was funny!
DesertSmile

Mar 8 @ 10:51PM  
So, God was a golfer
RevDocLove

Mar 9 @ 9:22AM  
Now that's some funny shit right there
NightOfOld

Mar 9 @ 11:13AM  


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