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Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet & who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies & stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

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shyguy140

Mar 8 @ 3:35PM  
How very true
LadyRamRod

Mar 8 @ 4:39PM  
must obey the laws,
Ewe_Wish

Mar 8 @ 4:41PM  

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Damn there is a Law of Gravity in the Laws of getting older too..................how well I know..........
sugarnspice005

Mar 8 @ 4:49PM  
5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

I remember an old GMC Jimmy I once drove gave me an alibi I didn't really want. I was getting ready to head home after work, and my supervisor and I were talking about a snow storm that was headed our way. I made a joke about my "crappy Jimmy not starting and giving me an excuse to call in". Yeah, next morning, damn thing was dead. And when I called my supervisor, I told her she wasn't going to believe me but the truck "died" on me. She laughed about it.
StraddleMyNose

Mar 8 @ 6:48PM  
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.
Oh yeah, had this happen a time or two...
NightOfOld

Mar 9 @ 11:18AM  

Have to go with Shawn on that one.

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