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posted 3/8/2010 12:33:17 PM |
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go
From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked
When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed
And when I say BELL 3, We are going to make love all night

The next night he came home from work and yelled BELL 1! The wife promptly took all her clothes off
When he yelled BELL 2!, The wife jumped into bed
When he yelled BELL 3!, they began making love
After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4! What the hell is BELL 4? asked the husband?
ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, she replied,YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.

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RJ53

Mar 8 @ 1:20PM  
That is funny
1bunny629

Mar 8 @ 2:05PM  
I guess he forgot she could count!
sugarnspice005

Mar 8 @ 2:36PM  
Now that's good!!!!!

leaving a kudo for this one.
Sunshine79

Mar 8 @ 3:31PM  
LMAO

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