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posted 3/5/2010 7:49:33 AM |
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A Bear
I want to be a bear......

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup...... I want to be a bear!

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Mar 5 @ 9:26AM  
Love the jokes, Doc....keep them coming!

Mar 5 @ 11:04AM  

Mar 5 @ 11:10AM  
I could deal with that.

Mar 5 @ 1:38PM  
I could deal with this too........

Mar 5 @ 1:44PM  
Sure does sound simpler to me

Mar 5 @ 2:08PM  
hehe....that is right, isn't it! HA!Never thought about it...but, if ya trash a picnic sight looking for after hybernating goodies yeah get shot....

Mar 5 @ 8:40PM  
Yep...sounds good to me. I wanna be a bear too.

Interesting post Doc.

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