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Possibly the BEST Blonde Joke Ever!!!

posted 3/4/2010 10:47:25 PM |
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A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything!" the blonde promised.

Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
" Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did.

He then said "Now get on your knees."

She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

"Now go ahead ... Take it out....." He said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .

Then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered ..

"Well ... Go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips,
... tentatively said ....

"Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"

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Mar 4 @ 10:51PM  

Mar 4 @ 11:33PM  
Well, what did her mom say?

Mar 5 @ 7:24AM  

Mar 5 @ 9:17AM  

Mar 5 @ 9:27AM  

Mar 5 @ 1:46PM  
The man said, "you'll have to get your mouth wrapped around 'it' to be heard"

Mar 5 @ 2:33PM  
ok...that was funny, but is anyone really that stupid??? well are they???

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