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posted 3/4/2010 5:55:07 PM |
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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Uh, Scissors?"

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Mar 5 @ 3:01PM  
awwww....come on...most artists I know are smarter than that??? HA! Still is funny. I always liked to paint really big, so I had to special order my canvas. That and if yu want to make and paint floor cloths you would have to special order for the larger sizes. la la la la la...I think I need to get back to painting! Thanks for bringing it up. Oh yeah...If you want really soft and wonderful make up brushes. Go to the art store and look at all the paint brushes made with sable. You can get all the shapes and sizes they sell at the cosmetic department and they are made better too!

Mar 6 @ 10:27AM  
as always sunshine you bring light to my life!! Still waiting for a little Sunshine in the Chicago area.

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