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August 31 - Just got transferred with work from Duluth, Minnesota to our new home in Karratha, Western Australia. Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched the sunset from a deckchair by the pool yesterday. It was beautiful. I've finally found my new home. I love it here.

September 13 - Really heating up now. It got to 88 today. No problem though. Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun-worshipper.

September 30th - Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today.
Lots of palms and rocks. No more mowing lawns for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

October 10th - The temperature hasn't been below 95 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's windy though.
Keeps the flies off a bit. Acclimatizing is taking longer than I expected.

October 15th - Fell asleep by the pool yesterday. Got third degree burns over 60% of my body Missed three days of work.

What a dumb thing to do! Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

October 20th - Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car beforeI left for work this morning. By the time I got back to the car after work, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the upholstery. The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat shit.
I've earned my lesson though: no more pets in this heat.

October 25 - This wind is a bastard. It feels like a giant fuckn' blow dryer. And it's hot as hell! The home air conditioner is on the blink and the repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order parts from fuckn' Perth

October 30th - The temperature's up around 100 and the parts still haven't arrived for the fuckn' AC. Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now.
Bloody $600,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why the hell did I ever come here?

November 4 - Finally got the ol' AC fixed. It cost $1,500 and gets the temperature down to around 82 degrees, but the humidity makes it feel about 30. Stupid repairman.

November 8 - If one more smart ass says 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to fuckn' throttle him. Fuckn' heat! By the time I get to work, the car's radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking fuckn' wet and I smell like baked cat!

November 9 - Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on the black leather upholstery in the ol' car. I thought my fuckn' ass was on fire.
I lost two layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and my fuckn' ass. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried ass and baked cat!

November 10 - Weather report! It might as well be a fuckn' recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny, Hot and fuckn' sunny! It's been too hot to do anything for two fuckn' months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.

November 15 - Doesn't it ever rain in this damn fuckn' place? Water restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up and blow into the fuckn' pool. The only things that thrive in this hell-hole are the fuckn' flies You don't dare open your mouth for fear of swallowing half a dozen of the fuckers!

November 20th - Welcome to HELL! It got to 113 fuckin' degrees today. Now the air conditioner's gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said, 'Hot enough for you today?'

I had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of jail for assaulting the stupid fucker Fuckin' Karrathan! What kind of sick, demented fuckin' idiot would want to live here!

December 1 -

WHAT!!!!

The first day of Summer!!!!

You've got to be fuckin' kidding!

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ThePurpleProphet

Mar 4 @ 8:58AM  
Is this a personal diary?
Sunshine79

Mar 4 @ 9:27AM  
It's Sully's diary.....LMAO!!!

Doc, you have to admit, this sounds like our weather half the time here in Florida!!!


Ewe_Wish

Mar 4 @ 11:28AM  
Just got transferred with work from Duluth, Minnesota to our new home in Karratha, Western Australia
I felt the same way as this man when I moved to ohio........I had just left a winter that we had 6 solid weeks of 40 or more below everyday................the next winter I was in SE Ohio........and it was one of the mildest ones they had for years..............I thought I was in the bahamas........

Of course my experience doesn't compare to his in such a degree.........Thank God..............funny thing is I can just imagine his face when the guy said Hot enough for ya?
StraddleMyNose

Mar 4 @ 11:52AM  
Interesting journal
somnium

Mar 4 @ 12:51PM  
Check back with me right before our next Winter in my area! Maybe we can swap homes during our cold season!

RevDocLove

Mar 4 @ 2:29PM  
Hot enough for ya?

When some dummy asks me that, my standard reply...
Nope..I like it over a 100 degrees and 95 plus % humidity.. FUCKIN DUH!
tassie1

Mar 5 @ 12:34AM  
nope, doesn't get hot here, we always fry eggs on the pavement

some states in Australia actually have concrete highways cos the tar on the asphalt
roads keeps melting.

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