A teacher asks a young man, :There are 3 birds on a power line and you shoot 3 times---how many do you hit?"
"One, after the frist shot, the other two fly away."
"Sorry, that's not right, but I like your thinking."
The young man says to the teacher, "OK, let me ask you this," "You see 3 women on a park bench with ice cream cones; one is licking hers,one is sucking hers, and one is eating hers. Which one is married?"
The teacher rolls his eyes and guesses, "The one who is sucking."
"Wrong, it is the one with the wedding ring, but I like your thinking!" 
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