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  Sunshine79

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxi's stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

Anybody wanna fuck?

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shyguy140

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Mar 1 @ 9:49AM  
Very true
PinkToeNails

Mar 1 @ 9:53AM  
Chicks ROCK!!!
RevDocLove

Mar 1 @ 10:05AM  
Ain't women great??
Gotta' love 'em

I likes 'em small and I likes 'em tall..
Acres and acres of 'em....I loves 'em all
Wordsofwit

Mar 1 @ 10:16AM  
A woman can get laid any time she wants. A man can also but it involves a gay bar if he doesn't have any money.
flavorbuster

Mar 1 @ 10:20AM  
When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
I guess when you wear protection & shoot a big load you blow up the condom & the doll. I hate using condoms so I don't ever see myself trying out a rubber doll. Yeah it would be pathetic !!!
selectusername

Mar 1 @ 12:35PM  
Does this mean I shouldn't post photos of

my blow-up doll collection?!

The female body is more beautiful, just look at

the way it is used to sell millions of products!
lkb66

Mar 1 @ 1:09PM  
Very funny but true.
surv6969

Mar 1 @ 1:25PM  
1bunny629

Mar 1 @ 2:18PM  
...people say this all the time,
A woman can get laid any time she wants.
but they forget that a man is envolved too. So, what percentage of a group of men is getting laid all the time when a woman wants to? That's the question!
If a man fucks a blow up doll, who cleans her out? That's the question.
What the fuck is a glass ceiling? That's my question?
...
We know the Truth about whether or not size matters
but don't ask us if your big enough right in the middle of some get down and dirty sex. If ya have to ask, you know the answer. If you aren't ever asked back for a repeast session, then you'll know. In the mean time keep quiet and fuck her!
...
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
...I beg to differ...when we had an exchange student I was 13. He was from Sweden and wore a speedo when we went water skiing. I wan't concerned with the faux pas...I assure you....yowzeerssssssss!!!!!
tassie1

Mar 1 @ 2:37PM  
hmmm...'' we got off the titanic first....''

kinda reminds me of an ex rat ..I mean wife who deserted a sinking ship too.

jus sayin..
flavorbuster

Mar 1 @ 2:59PM  
If a man fucks a blow up doll, who cleans her out? That's the question.
I guess people into cream pies.
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 2 @ 9:23AM  
JsGirl69

Mar 2 @ 10:00AM  
Gooood Morning Sunshine!

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