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  Sunshine79

I stumbled upon this silly list........Guys, does the shoe fit?
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Aarons are dependable and talented.
Allens are preppy.
Alexes like porno, usually hot in a skater kinda way
Everyone has an Andy.
Bens are the smart, silent type.
Bills are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.
Bob is the universal name.
Brads try too hard.
Brandons are dark haired, players.
Bretts are shy and clumsy.
Brians usually have only one good feature (but I haven't quite found it yet)
Calebs never grow up.
Carters are rich, power-hungry snobs.
Chads are hot, quiet but interesting once you get inside.
Charlies are walking sex.
Chris' are undefined and should remain so.
Craigs are a little misguided.
Dans are thick.
Daves are impossible to get over.
Dennis' are quiet, desperate flirts.
Devons are destined for trouble.
Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
Eds are thbp
Eddies are fast.
Erics are forgettable.
Ethans smell .
Franks and Tony's are Italian Stallions.
Fred is in the chess club.
Fredericks could be snotty.
Garys are gross Nazi's.
Georges are mild-mannered and have weight problems.
Glens are either short or intelligent.
Gregs are bizarre.
Initial name guys are cool.
Jakes are insecure and slightly repulsive .
James' are egotistical and stupid.
Jamies are shy but cuddly.
Jareds think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Jasons are fun loving and handsome.
Jeffs are lost puppies, though they are adorable.
Jeremys are a tad fruity.
Jimmy's are sweet and sexy!
Joes are awkward, shy-guys in first date situations.
Joels are frustrated. tend to hang out with Nelsons
It's hard to stand out if your name is John.
Joshes are romantic back-stabbers.
Justins mess with your mind.
Kevins have swanky hair.
Keith is built, but dry and annoying. It's like dating a broom.
Kens just don't measure-up.
Korys are egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks.
Kyles are horny bastards!
There is always something wrong with a Kurt.
Leonards are avid bug collectors.
Lesters are molesters.
Lonnies are nasty.
Marcus' are players
Marks are 'touchy.'
Martins have a strange sense of humor.
Matts are queer- one T or two.
Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.
Nates are cocky for a reason.
Nelsons are home-schooled.
Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body.
Owens have large families and drive fast.
Patricks are also incredibly sexy.
Pauls suffer from male-pattern baldness.
Peters are stalkers.
Phils are sensitive but geeky.
Philips are more geeky but equally sensitive.
Rays are players but majorly hot!
Randys have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.
Richard--Dick, need I say more?
Rickies are very sensitive, cute, and charming!
Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap.
Robins are tormented.
Rod (the name itself) is perverted.
Rons are into pasta.
Roys are so childish.
Ryans are never appreciated.
Sams just like sex.
Scotts are hormonal and usually bad news.
Shawns are sweet in one-on-one situations.
Shanes are shady.
Simons are thin.
Steves are extremes (usually incredibly good looking incredibly bad)
Theos (or Theodores) always make you smile.
Timothys like to be mommied.
Todds are sweet, sporty guys.
Toms are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.
Tommys are way to possessive & need to get a life!
Travis' are dumb jocks.
Tylers are genetically small .
Vances are good conversationalists.
Wesleys are romantic.
Williams are fat.
Zacks are good looking, but aloof

Anybody wanna fuck?

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onehornytoad69

Feb 28 @ 6:26PM  
flavorbuster

Feb 28 @ 6:56PM  
Is this a trick blog to find out peoples names ?
Jeffs are lost puppies, though they are adorable
Bull shit to the first part but okay with the second part.
Anybody wanna fuck?
Like a locomotive.
somnium

Feb 28 @ 7:44PM  
Dons are perpetually horny... Just ask me... I know!!!

ynot7769

Feb 28 @ 8:31PM  
Steves are extremes (usually incredibly good looking incredibly bad)

who me...
StraddleMyNose

Feb 28 @ 8:46PM  
Shawns are sweet in one-on-one situations.
I agree!
PinkToeNails

Feb 28 @ 8:50PM  
Some of those are soooo true!!

Where is the girl's name list??

Cute blog Sunshine!! As always!!

And as always.... hell yeah! I wanna fuck!!
sugarnspice005

Feb 28 @ 9:07PM  
Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.

That describes exactly how Mick was. He was most definitely a handful So I would say it's pretty accurate.
KitKat25

Feb 28 @ 10:01PM  
Where is the girl's name list??


I agree with Pink...where's the girl's list?

Fun blog Sunshine...thanks.
NightOfOld

Feb 28 @ 10:54PM  

Yes; Charlie fits.
tassie1

Mar 1 @ 4:37AM  
I see she snuck in her name
tassie1

Mar 1 @ 4:39AM  
well, if you pinch a letter here and there you'll make it up .
goodman1959

online now!
Mar 1 @ 2:08PM  
Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
I hope the first part is true and that the second isn't.

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