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posted 2/27/2010 3:16:25 PM |
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Chocolate milk fell from the pants of a 27-year-old woman as she was being placed in the back of a patrol car, according to a Crestview Police Department arrest report. On Feb. 8, a Publix loss prevention officer noticed the woman concealing cosmetic items picked from store aisles in her purse, the report said. After a police officer arrived on the scene, the woman was crying and yelling profanities. The woman asked if she could just go to court instead of going to jail, and the officer handcuffed her and told her she was under arrest, the report said. When she sat down in the back of the patrol car, a cold bottle of Nesquik chocolate milk fell out of her pants. The woman told the officer she had a second beverage on her, according to the report. While wearing handcuffs, she retrieved a bottle of Publix chocolate milk from inside her pants. All of the stolen items were worth $77.14. The woman was charged with retail theft and is due in court March 2nd.

Now where do you spose those 2 bottles were???

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Feb 27 @ 3:27PM  
I don't even want to think about where she had those bottles. Wonder if the store put them back on the shelf?

Feb 27 @ 5:45PM  
Wow, I'm just picturing seeing those two bottles being pulled out of her

Feb 27 @ 7:45PM  
Gotta be creamy chocolate

Feb 27 @ 8:36PM  
At the risk of being declared politically insensitive, might I suggest the two bottles were originally white milk? But after intimate product placement....

Feb 27 @ 9:09PM  
I love Chocolate milk. Wow, she can probably take thick one without a problem!

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