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Retirement At 65

posted 2/27/2010 5:15:11 AM |
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  Lisa46

Upon reaching 65, I decided to retire. After having me under foot
for a few months,
my wife became very agitated with me. She suggested I go and do
something to occupy
my time, like join a club or get a hobby. I obliged and went out
for a couple of hours.

When I got home my wife asked about my day and I replied, "Oh, I
just went down to
the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a
parachute club.

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."
"You crazy old coot, where's your glasses! This is a membership to
a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a
week!"

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NightOfOld

Feb 27 @ 8:04AM  



themama

Feb 27 @ 9:13AM  
That was funny...
RevDocLove

Feb 27 @ 10:34AM  
That would be me..
I made the best of a bad situation and jumped 'em all
StraddleMyNose

Feb 27 @ 5:52PM  
That was pretty funny, Lisa!
sugarnspice005

Feb 27 @ 6:28PM  
cottoncandydragon

Feb 28 @ 2:09AM  
Good one!!
KitKat25

Feb 28 @ 2:32AM  
Oh brother! Well...I guess his retirement is starting to look up isn't it?

Cute joke Lisa.
surv6969

Mar 1 @ 1:50PM  
Cootiesprayer

Apr 7 @ 11:20AM  
rofl!!!

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Retirement At 65