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If someone can post a stale joke and call it a blog, can I post a stale blog and call it a joke?

Dog Doo Blues

I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues

Times are tough, times are hard
There’s dog doo laying all over the yard
The sun is out with a clear blue sky
But the dog doo is stinking, attracting swarms of flies

I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues

Fixed me some breakfast, it was really a pity
‘Cause in my oatmeal was an old saggy titty
I spied some donuts, now that couldn’t fail
But like the jokes on here the mother fuckers were stale

I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues

I received an email, wanting to get lewd
I enjoy a blow job but not from a dude
A young lady wrote that she wanted a God fearing man
But unless she wants a dick to suck I won’t understand

I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues

I got a message from a devotee of Rush
Said if I didn’t like Blimpblob my brain must be mush
Tempted to engage him but didn’t want to start
If I want to hear an asshole I’ll just cut a fart

I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues

Times are tough, times are hard
There’s dog doo laying all over the yard
The sun is out with a clear blue sky
But the dog doo is stinking, attracting swarms of flies

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RJ53

Feb 26 @ 1:06PM  
I like that, stale or not.
Sunshine79

Feb 26 @ 1:07PM  
I think this blog is the 'SHIT'!!! Pun intended!
1bunny629

Feb 26 @ 1:38PM  
well....you might have a yard full of dog doo blues, but over here I have itty, bitty, pretty Talulah poo! She's so cute even her poo makes me giggle!
RJ53

Feb 26 @ 1:48PM  
For such a small puppy Lola leaves big piles in the yard that my daughter has to pick up.
Wordsofwit

Feb 26 @ 1:57PM  
Well, hell, I guess there is poetic justice in this. I spout off about shitty blogs and this blog has literally become one...TurdsofShit from WordsofWit
1bunny629

Feb 26 @ 2:11PM  
You asked for it You got it Toyoto....shit.....
NightOfOld

Feb 26 @ 2:16PM  

A Dog's Life?

There once was a feisty young terrier,
Who liked to bite girls on the derrière.
He'd yip and he'd yap,
Then he'd leap up and snap;
And the fairer the derrière, the merrier.
1bunny629

Feb 26 @ 2:33PM  
There once was a dog with no weiner, she looked so upset when she licked but found no set in betweener, so I called Sunshine and she sent me her extra dildo and now with some help my pup is set and has something to share...uh...where do I go from here????
Wordsofwit

Feb 26 @ 2:44PM  
I don't know why I think posting this in this blog is funny, but I doo.
RevDocLove

Feb 26 @ 3:01PM  
You need to get together with Jerry Jeff Walker and collaborate on that
1bunny629

Feb 26 @ 4:37PM  
somebodyelse remembers Jerry Jeff Walker??? Unfuckinbelievable!
KitKat25

Feb 26 @ 9:06PM  
What a load of shit.

I knew it...Pervia has finally gone to the dogs.

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