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Patti, a well-stacked blonde, sat on the examining table. Dr Donovan placed his hand on her bare breast, "You know what I'm doing, don't you?" he asked.

"Yes," she murmured, "You're checking for breast cancer."

Donovan then began caressing her stomach. "Of course," he continued, "you know what I'm doing."

"Yes," she smiled. "You're checking my appendix."

By now the M.D. couldn't control himself any longer. He ripped off his clothes and began making love to her.

"You know what I'm doing, don't you?" he gasped.

"Yes," she replied. "You're checking for VD . . . and that's what I came here for."

Mike Mooney A Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopped at a pig farm and told the farmer he wanted to buy a 100 pound pig.

The farmer nodded, walked out into the sty, bent over and picked up a pig by its tail with his teeth. The farmer said, "This one will go a little over a 100".

Astonished the Yankee said, "Who are you trying to fool? You can't weigh a pig that way".

The farmer laughed and called to his young son, "Boy, come over here and weigh that pig for this man".

The boy obliged by bending over and picking up the pig by its tail with his teeth. Turning to his father the boy said, " This here pig weighs about 100 pounds".

The Yankee was having no part of this so in order to convince him the farmer told his son to go to the house and get his mother so she could weigh the pig. After a short delay the son returned and said, "Ma says she will be right down after she's finished weighing the mailman".

A father approached his 14 year old son and asks him what he wants most for his birthday.

The son replies, "I want to get laid Dad."

The father says, "You are still a bit young for that." He takes him out to the backyard and shows him a tree with a knot hole in it. "Practice on this and we'll see next year," says the father.

The next year the father asks the same question and gets the same reply. The father tells the son to practice on the knot hole for another year.

On his 16th birthday the son says, "Enough with the knot hole already, I am ready for a woman!"

The father agrees and takes the son into town to the local cathouse. He tells the madam, "One for me and one for my son."

The madam replies "You go up the stairs and turn left, your son goes up the stairs and turns right."

At the top of the stairs the father pauses to wish the son good luck and then goes into the room with the whore.

All of a sudden he hears terrible screaming coming from the room where his son went. He runs over and bursts into the room. There he sees his son shoving a broomstick in and out of the whore while she is screaming at the top of her lungs.

"What the fuck are you doing son?" yells the father.

"Checking for squirrels Dad" replies the son.

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Feb 26 @ 8:51AM  
OMFG.....checking for squirrels....Greenie for that one!!

Feb 26 @ 9:25AM  
Does our resident skwirl know you said that???

Those were good! loved 'em!!

Feb 26 @ 1:46PM  
after my doctor rips his clothes off he stops snd puts a condem on....he is at least smart enough to know that what ever I came in for didn't stop at the door.

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