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At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.



While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"




"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."




"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.




"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"



"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."



"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"



"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."



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Wordsofwit

Feb 25 @ 6:11PM  
An elderly doctor had acquired a specialization and only performed circumcisions. He had kept the removed foreskins from each procedure. Over the many years of his practice, he had accumulated many and felt that he had surely set a record for the largest number of procedures. He decided to contact a taxidermist to commission the foreskins being fashioned into something to commemorate his accomplishment. He had asked the taxidermist to use his imagination in doing so. A couple of weeks later the taxidermist came by and presented the doctor with a very detailed beautiful coin purse. The doctor said that he was impressed but felt that it was rather small. The taxidermist agreed but pointed out that if you gently rubbed or stroked it, it turned into a briefcase.
sugarnspice005

Feb 25 @ 6:50PM  
I get the joke ^^^^ this time.



shyguy140

Feb 26 @ 9:17AM  

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