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  Sunshine79

Some tips on better camping:

-- When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.

-- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

-- Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over an open fire.

-- When smoking a fish, never inhale.

-- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.

-- While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.

-- Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

-- You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.

Ready to go camping now?

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RevDocLove

Feb 25 @ 4:52PM  
RJ53

Feb 25 @ 5:05PM  
Those are cute
flavorbuster

Feb 25 @ 5:46PM  
-- Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over an open fire.
I'd rather eat beans

-- When smoking a fish, never inhale.
Oh boy .... mouth fertilizer
LilGriz

Feb 25 @ 5:57PM  
Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

That takes all the fun out of it ... then again, I don't think CL would like me to lose my chest hair ...

Always ready to go campin, even up here where the winters get kinda chilly ...

Always
goodman1959

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Feb 25 @ 10:31PM  
Great tips sunshine,and the camping tips are good too,,,I will try them when I go this summer
3zcumpany

Feb 26 @ 12:05AM  
The key to survival once the bear realizes you kicked his ant stump over and now you have no more food, is that you don't have to out run the bear, you only have to out run the slowest person in your group!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 26 @ 10:36AM  
40DWM

Feb 26 @ 3:06PM  
If someone takes you camping, and the following morning, you wake up
with a 'Rufie' headache, your ass too sore to walk, and you find a quarter
in your hand.......

Would you tell anyone??






No??





I'm taking Sunshine camping


1bunny629

Feb 26 @ 4:43PM  
I love to go camping! If I win the lottery I am going to take everyone to Softies house and we are going to camp out in her yard until she comes out to play again!!!!!!!!!! ...seriously....even the ones who don't want to meet me are going....
1bunny629

Feb 26 @ 4:44PM  
would I get arrested for kidnappincampin....?
scotsavant

Feb 27 @ 9:26AM  
When leaving for camping, don't forget the kids.






When leaving for home, forget the kids....
onehornytoad69

Feb 27 @ 10:56AM  
Cute.....Thx for sharing!!!!

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