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  Sunshine79

We have another birthday in the house, today it's our resident with the sick & twitsted mind.....the one & ONLY Straddle!!!!!

A simple celebration,
a gathering of friends.
Here is wishing you great happiness,
a joy that never ends!


Happy Birthday Shawn!!!

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Lisa46

Feb 25 @ 8:00AM  
aww Happy Birthday Shawn want me to mail you a straw for your gift?
Sunshine79

Feb 25 @ 8:03AM  
want me to mail you a straw for your gift?

OMG!!! LMAO, that was funnier than hell!!! Might want to send a whole box, not just one!
RevDocLove

Feb 25 @ 8:11AM  
Happy Birthday Anniversary Shawn
ynot7769

Feb 25 @ 8:17AM  
congrats shawn....umm is he like old NOW???
sugarnspice005

Feb 25 @ 8:24AM  
Happy Birthday Shawn!!


Hey Lisa...I'll chip in to help pay for the straws.
themama

Feb 25 @ 8:35AM  
Happy B-day Shawn...
flavorbuster

Feb 25 @ 8:50AM  
HBD Straddle
want me to mail you a straw for your gift?
Now people why couldn't you send him a straw hat rather than a straw to stick up his ass. Come on you really don't believe he tries everything he blogs about.
Wordsofwit

Feb 25 @ 9:01AM  
Come on you really don't believe he tries everything he blogs about.

I doubt that he does, but he probably would like to if he could find somebody that was interested.

I emailed him a birthday present.
flavorbuster

Feb 25 @ 9:13AM  
I emailed him a birthday present.
Knowing your demeanor you probably wasn't nice but I bet it was funny.
PinkToeNails

Feb 25 @ 9:15AM  
Happy Birthday Straddle!!

Looks like Sunshine gets the birthday fucks though!!!!
peachskin

Feb 25 @ 9:17AM  
Happy birthday, Shawn ... may there be many great returns of this day!
girlcountry

Feb 25 @ 9:24AM  
Happy birthday. Sraddle...you twisted man that we all know and love!!
surv6969

Feb 25 @ 9:27AM  
Happy Birthday
NightOfOld

Feb 25 @ 10:19AM  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAWN

I Am Just A Normal Guy But
All My Dreams Are Kinky

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared
By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird

I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day
I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay
But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same
Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game.

I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow
There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no!
Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead
Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ...

15 Strippers all in a row
All with bra-straps ready to blow
One pretty lady dancin' in my lap
Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap.

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink
By day I'm just a normal sod, by all my dreams are kinked

I'd like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out
We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about
Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can't compete
With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feet

Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream
Chains and whips all to make me scream
Lizards & snakes all in strange places
They're gettin' it on & making lewd faces

When dreaming the nightclubs everywhere
Are chock full of animals in underwear
Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants
All we need now is a couple thousand ants

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun
If only when I slept the chorus girls weren't dressed like nuns

I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head
I told him if I can't get fixed I might as well be dead
He laid me down & said "tell me of your erotic dreams"
I said "One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!"

There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly
Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies
A cute sexy lady, covered in mud
Whispers in my ear with the voice of Elmer Fudd

There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks
With all those square corners they couldn't be socks
This stuff all around me is one kinky dream
Whatever you imagine I'm sure to have a theme

I guess it is my lot to life, can't beat it so I'll join
I suppose that they are only dreams they don't even cost a coin
So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep
Just think, "that lucky bugger, is dancing naked tending sheep."

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
I don't under stand it, it's to normal things I'm geared
By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird
Ewe_Wish

Feb 25 @ 11:46AM  
Happy BIrthday Shawn...........may you get some pony play for your birthday.
RJ53

Feb 25 @ 12:19PM  
Happy Birthday Shawn. Hope you have a wonderful day.
cottoncandydragon

Feb 25 @ 1:38PM  
Happy birthday, Shawn. I heard you got a Rolex for your birthday. I'm sure that's not what you were referring to when asked what birthday gift you wanted and you said, "I wanna watch."
KitKat25

Feb 25 @ 1:45PM  
Happy Birthday Shawn!
Wordsofwit

Feb 25 @ 1:45PM  
Forty three years old and never been married...my, my! Coincidently, I saw a couple of little girls playing old maid and his picture was on the back of the cards.
Wordsofwit

Feb 25 @ 1:45PM  
Forty three years old and never been married...my, my! Coincidently, I saw a couple of little girls playing old maid and his picture was on the back of the cards.
1bunny629

Feb 25 @ 1:56PM  
Happy Birthday Straddle! I am sending you a stinky stuffed animal, so you feel loved and adored! ...wishing you the best and joy for the many more to come!
flavorbuster

Feb 25 @ 3:38PM  
Forty three years old and never been married...my, my! Coincidently, I saw a couple of little girls playing old maid and his picture was on the back of the cards.
Fucking Bruce !!!
Sunshine79

Feb 25 @ 4:43PM  
Wow, I came in to drop off Bruce a greenie!!!!

Forty three years old and never been married...my, my! Coincidently, I saw a couple of little girls playing old maid and his picture was on the back of the cards.

alybai42

Feb 25 @ 7:52PM  
Happy Birthday Shawn
StraddleMyNose

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Feb 25 @ 8:32PM  
This is a very nice surprise. I want to thank Megan and all of you who have wished me a happy birthday.

I have had a very long, but very nice day. My sweetie got me many special things today. When I was unwrapping some of what she got me, I started getting tears in my eyes as I found out some of those special things I received from her. She really had put a lot of thought and special touch on everything she got me. We have each other's heart and soul, and I feel like I'm the luckiest man in the world to have her.

Later today, I had spent two hours with my family throwing me a birthday party. They got me an all chocolate ice cream cake from Kroger's. On top of the cake was red roses all around the edges of the top of the cake with the writing "Happy Birthday, Shawn 43". My day was very special.
onehornytoad69

Feb 27 @ 10:39AM  
Happy Belated Birthday..ya Freak!!!!
Cootiesprayer

Feb 28 @ 10:31AM  
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAUN!!!
StraddleMyNose

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Feb 28 @ 10:46AM  
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAUN!!!
Thanks, Janet!
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Mar 4 @ 9:16PM  
Happy Belated Birthday..ya Freak!!!!

Me a freak? Nahhh....
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Mar 4 @ 9:17PM  
Happy Birthday Straddle! I am sending you a stinky stuffed animal, so you feel loved and adored!
I just got it today through UPS. Thanks!














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