Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
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Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good:Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She want's a divorce.
Ugly: She is a lawyer.
Good: The postman is early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.
Ugly: You gave him nothing at Christmas.
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