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posted 2/24/2010 8:34:15 AM |
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  Sunshine79

These will make you smile!! ...... ........ ........ ..... ...

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes in verse.

5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

9. When she got married, she got a new name and a dress.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A flat miner.

11. When your clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

14. You will feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

16. He often broke into a song because he couldn't find the key.

17. Every calendar's days are numbered.

18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours ...and it 'taint mine.

19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

20. He had a photographic memory.. which was never developed.

21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

26. When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

30. Marathon runners with bad footwear will suffer the agony of defeat.

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ynot7769

Feb 24 @ 8:53AM  
i'm like the bike...too tired...
flavorbuster

Feb 24 @ 9:12AM  
All Good ... Oh boy w/#8
RevDocLove

Feb 24 @ 9:20AM  
longbow371

Feb 24 @ 12:46PM  
I liked that very much, a greenie 4u
countrygirl44

Feb 24 @ 1:34PM  
Thanks Sunshine, You made my day!!! LOL
1bunny629

Feb 24 @ 3:05PM  
...
11. When your clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
...I though this said..."when your cock is hungry"! ....where is Softie?
KitKat25

Feb 24 @ 4:36PM  
Greenie for making me laugh.
StraddleMyNose

Feb 24 @ 7:08PM  
These are funny!
sugarnspice005

Feb 24 @ 7:18PM  
8. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

Yep..just ask Linda Blair.

18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours ...and it 'taint mine.



22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.



Those were good. Leaving ya a greenie for the chuckle.
wstang69

Feb 24 @ 10:20PM  

thanks for a good laugh

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