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Alright…I’ve been hitting this site 4 a couple months now, and I can’t help but wonder why all the fun chicks seem 2 be located in Illinois or Michigan or some fucking place else (New Mexico? Are U fucking kidding me here? Why the fuck would anyone live in NM unless Ur a fucking Apache or working on WMDs?) other than California? What’s the deal? And when there is a chick on here from Cali (which is a rare occurance, mind U), she’s either stuck up, a hooker trolling 4 new clients or looking 4 another chick (they just love it when men contact them, btw…). Is there some kind of conspiracy going on here, or is this just another example of the universe working against me (like when Michigan beat Notre Dame)?

It really is a good thing I’m not on this site 2 get laid (really, I swear…don’t believe me? Read my profile.). If I wuz I would be terribly disappointed…discouraged even. Fortunately, I’m here 2 blog, make friends and hopefully convince a least one chick 2 send me naked pictures of herself. And it’s a good thing 2, becuz it seems like the only sexy, horny women on here all live THOUSANDS of fucking miles away from me. Some of them even live in other countries!! Where the fuck are these people, btw? Is there some secret part of AMD that I’m not privy 2? Is that where all these hotties from Europe and Australia are hanging out?

I wuz under the impression that California wuz the land of sun and fun, not sons and nuns. Apparently, I wuz wrong. It seems like the Midwest is the place 2 be if U want 2 get Ur freak on. Maybe it has something 2 do with all that fucking corn, I don’t know. But I plan 2 get 2 the bottom of this…even if it means taking one 4 the team and traveling all the way 2 Cornhole, Indiana 2 do it!

I’ll keep U posted…


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Dec 31 @ 5:34PM  
You know DS when I moved over to Oklahoma from Australia everyone told me how I was moving to the buckle of the bible belt. Well let me tell you they lied. I was such a good girl in Australia. So vanilla. Since I hit oklahoma I have discovered a whole side to my nature that I never knew existed. I have made friends who encouraged me and showed me how to discover the real me. You are definately right in saying that the Mid West is the place to get your freak on. Mind you I am still naive in lots of ways but the longer I live here the more I see how uninhibited the locals really are. Move over here to Oakie Land they can teach you a thing or too.

Dec 31 @ 5:43PM  
I had a friend ask me what there is to do in the Mid-west, I told her there were really only 2 things to do around here, fuck and drink. She bout died laughing!

Dec 31 @ 6:01PM  
lol fuck and drink...funny.

Dec 31 @ 6:05PM  
Best move to the frozen tundra, cuz us Michigan women would tear you up!!!

Dec 31 @ 7:34PM  
You want to know our secret? We Midwest farmers' daughters (and granddaughters) know how to milk a bull!

Happy New Year, DS!

Dec 31 @ 7:42PM  
WTF....what about us bordering the east coast??

Dec 31 @ 7:54PM  
Ur right, katy ...there seems 2 be a bunch of freaky bitches bordering the Atlantic point wuz (and is) WHY AREN"T THEY HERE???


Dec 31 @ 8:44PM  
Not OUR fault that YOU are in the WRONG place, LOL

Dec 31 @ 9:02PM  

Point taken


Dec 31 @ 11:43PM  
I wondering if all the fun women moved on purpose

Jan 1 @ 12:06AM  
I dunno, maybe the weather here in Cali is great so the ladies are getting out more and spending less time online. Which begs the question: what the hell am I doing on here?

Jan 1 @ 7:06AM  
Since nothing interesting ever happens in the midwest, especially in kansas the land where intelligence is a four letter word, we midwestern women have more time to be sexually open. We have the time to let loose our freaky sides and indulge in some wicked debauchery. (thanks SZXE for the new phrase) Though it is a double edged sword, more time equals more boredom....

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