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Dogs & Computers-Coincidence?

posted 2/23/2010 9:59:09 AM |
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-- Favorite Food

Dogs: kibbles

Computers: bits

-- Method used to end undesirable behavior

Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper

Computers: hit control-alt-delete

-- After destruction of personal property

Dogs: dog not found

Computers: file not found

-- Favorite trick

Dogs: roll over

Computers: play dead

-- Comic-page hero

Dogs: Dogbert

Computers: Dilbert

-- Fun way to mess with their heads

Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth

Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive

-- Consequence of virus

Dogs: replace valuable carpeting

Computers: replace valuable data

-- Widely ignored government mandate

Dogs: leash law

Computers: Communications Decency Act

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Feb 23 @ 10:23AM  

Feb 23 @ 10:24AM  

Computers do not hump your leg.

Feb 23 @ 10:35AM  
Very cute.

Feb 23 @ 10:55AM  
dog licks computer sucks ass!

Feb 23 @ 11:23AM  
You beat me

Feb 23 @ 12:18PM  
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
I did that as a teenager but never thought about how I would explain to the neighbors I'm doing the heimlich maneuver because he is chocking & not fucking the dog doggie style.

Feb 23 @ 2:13PM  
Talulah says Hi...but we don't get it....

Feb 23 @ 8:01PM  

good ones

Feb 23 @ 8:18PM  
These are funny! lol

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