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  sugarnspice005


The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily . Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started doing it's thing and cuckooed 3 times . Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos which equals MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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RJ53

Feb 22 @ 6:24PM  
'that is funny
1bunny629

Feb 22 @ 6:59PM  
well at lest your husbnd has a sense of humor!
Sunshine79

Feb 22 @ 8:32PM  
Nice spin on this one, always loved it!!!
NightOfOld

Feb 23 @ 1:03AM  



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