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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb???

you can't unscrew a pregnant woman! ...

Hey??? anyone want to fuck Sunshine????

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Feb 22 @ 3:19PM  
Ynot lol

Feb 22 @ 4:17PM  
right! who wouldn't!!! Just a silly joke I got off a movie I watched last night. I know it is silly, lame, probably a repeat, but I wanted to post it cause I thought it was funny and I miss Sunshine. I just have Sunday and Monday off and was trying to have some fun.
Life has been very hectic, dismal at best and the only time I get to laugh is at work. That's a good thing because many don't have that luxury. I am lucky that my job demands that I entertain customers. There is really no rules other than to be appropriate. Somehow I am able to do that and still get everyone to laugh. If it turns toward the inappropriate, I know how to make it seem like it isn't, and still get a laugh. It is called being professional and letting all feel like they are the most important people in front of me at the time. Needless to say, I have fun at work.
Cindy Lauper is staying at the hotel this past week till whenever? She is in town
recording at Ardent. This is one of many world renowned studios. Huey Lewis is coming back this week too. I am guessing he fucked up one of his recordings and has to come back for a red do. He was an ass when he was here and am expecting the same for this coming visit. Do I care? No, because I won't let him be an ass. I just kill him with kindness and it makes him look confused. All his people are really nice and that makes him just look stupid; even if I heard he has a big cock...I don't care!
oh...The Lakers are staying a couple of days too. They are playing our Grizzlies at The Fedex Forum Tuesday? maybe Monday...all I know is they are coming and they are really tall and they ask for things we don't have and expect they are really important. Thank god for alcohol so after it is all over with I won't care or remember.
My point in all this ranting...which I call, talking to myself or thinkingoutloud. There are many people with lots of money and the only way to handle them is to kill them with kindness and make them feel like every breath they take is yours to applaud. I have no problem doing that. I get rewarded by getting no complaints, keeping my job, getting paid, and knowing I don't have to live with them.
Every now and then you get a surprise. People aren't always assholes just because they have alot of money. When this happens it makes showing up for work even better, That is when you realize there is a god, and he is on your side.
Life can be good, if you look on the bright side. realize there is always hope and
decide to laugh no matter what happened to you and yours that day.
Here to laugh and be happy...tell me your funny and I will laugh my ass off cause I can!

Feb 22 @ 4:25PM  

We would if she lived closer

Feb 22 @ 5:13PM  
Tell huey his montana neighbors hope he chokes on a dick!

This guy gets the award for being the worlds biggest has-been asshole of the century! Who the fuck still listens to his crap anyway.

Feb 22 @ 5:18PM  
so...I am not the only one who has experienced his assinin behavior? Huh....well I can't tel him what you would like me to because he will be one of my customers and I don't think that will go over very well. His whole crew and manager tip shitty, but I still have to be the employee my boss wants me to be. I will think about it when I see him and laugh on the inside!

Feb 22 @ 5:44PM  
At least get him a visine eye drops mixed drink!

Feb 22 @ 5:51PM  
ok...that isn't something I would do. I have ethics. He is an ass, but still I wouldn't mickey someones drink...that's rude.

Feb 22 @ 6:18PM  
i loved it


Feb 22 @ 7:02PM  
What's the point of screwing something that will or has burned out. A pregnant woman on the other hand has a purpose for being screwed & re-screwed. It's possible she can be worn out but not burned out.

Feb 23 @ 12:32AM  
I like hearing about Bunny, it makes my

banana feel like dancing!

Feb 23 @ 1:06AM  

Why Sunshine when you look so damn good.?

Feb 23 @ 1:08AM  
That was bad!

Feb 23 @ 9:18AM  
LMAO!!! I always wanna FUCK!!

We would if she lived closer


Feb 23 @ 1:50PM  
I like hearing about Bunny, it makes my

banana feel like dancing!
...that's sweet, but if I told what was really going on ya probably wouldn't be I won't!

Night...I just wanted Sunshine to come out and play!

Straddle??? Bad??? compared to what?!!!!

see....Sunshine came out!

Feb 24 @ 9:22PM  
OMG...You are such a nutbar!

Let's has been interesting. I keep walking into rooms and then I just stand there like a moron cuz I can't remember why I walked into the room in the first place. But hey...I'm getting lots of exercise doing it.

Go ahead and laugh...I know you want to...and I sure as hell have.

Feb 25 @ 1:11AM  
Ha! Nutbar....uh....I like unnutty bars! ...hehehehe! Huey cam in last night and ordered soda and cranberry. I found out he had to sign a contract not to drink while finishing up his recording at Ardent...I cut him off after 2.... ...what an ass.....

Apr 15 @ 1:57PM  

A light bulb is easier to screw.

Apr 17 @ 1:09PM  
A light bulb is easier to screw.

If you are tall enough to reach the socket!!!

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