Kevin and the MILF posted 2/19/2010 10:12:59 PM | 6 kudos what's this?     report abuse

KayJay19

No, it's not a new sitcom, but rather an interesting story.

A few days ago I was at an Olive Garden ordering some food to-go. While waiting I was sitting next to a very attractive and older (42 when I found out) looking woman. Soon enough, she decided to start some small talk and being the nice guy that I am, went along with it. It was a pretty commen conversation, name, carreers, ambitions, hobbies, things like that. Out of what seemed like no where, she turned the topic to sex. Believe me, I had no problem having this discussion but...I don't know. She told me that she reaceantly got in a divorce with her husband and was feeling very "sexually frustrated". Felling comfortable I told her that I was in the same sittuation, only without the divorce part. She then leened close to my ear and whispered "Wanna go back to my place?"

I instantly nodded my head and got up from my seat but she grabbed onto my arm and said "What about your food, sweetie?" Embarassed I sat back down, my face red. After waiting a few minutes, I noticed the woman place her purse on her lap, around her crotch area. She put her hand on top of mine and then whispered to me "Finger me..."

At first I was pretty dumbfounded by her request, but I was in not position to complain or deny her. I slowly manuvered my hand onto her thigh and under her rather large bag. At first, I began to panic at the chance of being cought in such an open area, but I sucked it up and pushed forward. I slowly started to rub her vagina through the outside of her panties and by the look on her face, she was really enjoying it. I grew imaptient and drove two fingers into her, which gave her a bit of a shock. Yup, my first public sexual experience, and it was....pretty sweet.

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After getting our food, we walked outside a got into our cars. She gave me her address and I set the directions on my phone. The drive only took about 12 minutes, which was good because I was getting pretty....impatient, so to say. When I pulled up into the driveway, I was greeted by the woman stanging suddectivly and licking her lips. I paced towards her and together walked to the door. While she was unlocking the door, I gave her ass a nice smack and squeeze which made her moan a bit. Right when we entered the house, we immediently started to make out and throw eachothers clothes off.

*ONE GREAT SEX SESSION LATER*

We where both lying on her bed, naked, sweaty and panting from exhaustion and pleasure. Feeling cliche, I found my pants and decided to smoke a ciggerette. She asked for one and I gladly complied. I looked at her bedside alarm which said 12:39 am. I then got up and began to put my clothes on. I told her that my roomates are still expecting me with the food. Before I got fully dressed and made my leave, she gave me a piece of paper with her phone number on it.

"Give me a call whenever you're feeling loanly, sweetie *wink*".

I smiled at her and nodded my head.

On my way back home I began to ponder to myself "Did I really just have sex with a 42 year old woman?"

After a minute, I answered to myself "Yeah, I totally did. And it was awesome..."

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