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A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.

'Actually, yes, I do.

''Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No.. I rather like it.'

'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?'

'Of course, ' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think people like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barney Frank come from?



Ok - 1 more....



Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.








NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.







SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.








THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

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Wordsofwit

Feb 19 @ 9:43AM  
The second one is quite clever. The first one is an old Bush/Cheney joke. One size fits all I guess.
el_gato

Feb 19 @ 10:21AM  
I thought it was an old Franklin D. Roosevelt joke....
Wordsofwit

Feb 19 @ 12:46PM  
Hell, it could go back to George Washington.

Here is an example of how these things can work:

From circa 2005

A man who was a fiercely loyal patriotic American got into a car wreck and was in a coma for 20 years. One day he suddenly regained consciousness and was wide awake. He asked the nurse, "Nurse, how is President Reagan?" The nurse replied, "President Reagan has passed away." "Oh No!", the man exclaimed. "That means that George Bush is president!"

In point of fact (and I distinctly recall it). This joke originally came out in the early seventies, but with a ten year coma, pertaining to Eisenhower and Nixon instead of Reagan and Bush. Perhaps the original came out pertaining to John Adams and John Quincy Adams.

I must admit that when it comes to jokes, I often wonder how old many of them really are!!
tassie1

Feb 20 @ 12:58AM  

who cares
a joke is supposed to be humourous and if it gets a laugh, who cares if its a re-run to some ppl or not.
if ppl don't like them , easy, post some better ones .
t'ain't rocket science.

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