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posted 2/18/2010 9:48:36 AM |
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One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and -- shock -- he hadn't bought her anything. Out of the corner of his eye he notices a shopping mall. Knowing that it was 'now or never', he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into the mall.

After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of the shop assistant. When asked what he'd like, he simply says: "a Barbie Doll".

The shop assistant looks at him in a condescending manner and asks, "So Sir, which Barbie would that be?"

The man looks surprised so the assistant continues, "We have Barbie Goes To the Ball at $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99 and Divorced Barbie at $249.99."

The man can't help himself and asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $249.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"

"Well Sir, that's quite obvious!" says the assistant,

"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....

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Feb 18 @ 9:55AM  

I want to be Barbie........that bitch has everything.............

Feb 18 @ 10:12AM  

Feb 18 @ 10:32AM  
I want to be Barbie........that bitch has everything.
Be careful what you ask for! The Barbie's I remember didn't have any flexibility which has a very negative effect upon sexual positions, therefore, limits your and your partners pleasure. Of course, with all the 'stuff' she has some women may prefer to fore go the sex part - lol!!!

Feb 18 @ 7:20PM  
Of course, with all the 'stuff' she has some women may prefer to fore go the sex part

Not this one!

Feb 18 @ 10:27PM  
LMFAO! brother thoroughly "examined" my Barbie when we were kids and that bitch does NOT have everything.

Like Sugar, I too would much rather have the great sex. Ken can keep his crappy ole' house, furniture and car.

Yanno...sending a guy to shop for Barbie dolls is like sending him to the store for women's hygiene products. OMG...I just love watching guys trying to figure it all out. Now that's freakin' funny.

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