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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk / But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow / Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store / In hopes that, later, you`d be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right / I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You`re a woman of style, you`re a woman of class / Especially when I`m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished / But now I`m fulfilled.. . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass / Our love has grown.. . but so`s your ass.
3. You`re a honey.. . and you`re a cutie / I just wished you had J-Lo`s "booty".
2. I don`t wanna be sappy or silly or corny / So, right to the point, let's do it, I`m horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister / You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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Feb 14 @ 11:47AM  
..Happy Valentines Day!!..

Feb 14 @ 12:51PM  
3 kinda contradicts 4...don't ya think? ....ha! I saw these on Letterman the other night!

Feb 14 @ 1:11PM  
I like nine and ten!

Feb 14 @ 1:18PM  

Actually, here's where Dave got'em

From 2005

Feb 14 @ 2:13PM  
I like #2.. It is straight to the point of why men do the Valentine's thing in the first place.

Feb 14 @ 2:50PM  
You`re a woman of style, you`re a woman of class / Especially when I`m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

I alctually wouldn't mind gettin' that card!

Feb 14 @ 4:57PM  
Those are funny. Kinda startles me that they were on TV...even late night...I can be so naive....

Feb 14 @ 6:37PM  
What's your Addy Sunshine?

Good ones!

Feb 14 @ 7:44PM  
Those are cute.....

Feb 14 @ 8:43PM  
Those are pretty funny!

Mind if I can borrow a few of them?


Feb 15 @ 10:06AM  
I like...I like....

Feb 15 @ 6:09PM  
yep...all these got me laid..............NOT

Feb 15 @ 6:44PM  
uh...they weren't on late night...I just made that up...kinda funny though...

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Rejected Valentines Day Card Verses