Im just wondering... posted 2/14/2010 1:31:34 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: whig

DickSlippery

I'll be sitting here sometimes (indulging one or another of my many vices, no doubt) with nothing better 2 do and I get 2 thinking (we all know how bad that can be...) about different shit. Not important shit, mind U...just things I rarely give much of a thought 2. Figured I may as well share some of them with U guys (again, I have nothing better 2 do...).

Why do they stop selling Girl Scout Cookies? I mean everything else in this country they sell according 2 the laws of supply and demand, right? And yet, year after year they inexplicably go away for some reason. Where do they go? Do the factories that make them have 2 shut down and lay-off all their workers during the down time, or do they switch it up and start making fruit cakes or something? And why do they stop selling them? People never stop wanting them. U can go 2 any town in the country whenever the fuck U want and people would stand in a long ass line 2 get their hands on some motherfucking Samoas. And be like, "Yo man, throw a box of Tagalongs in there! Can Ur boy get the plug on some Do-Si-Dos? Damn, shit...what I gotta do already?"

My point being that nobody ever stops wanting them. Which means they must stop selling them on purpose. At some point the people who make these fucking things are sitting around a board room in Boardroomopolis reading report after report about how the sale of Thin Mints is going through the fucking roof and they say, "Jenkins, this is FANTASTIC! We have everybody in the country clamoring over these things! This is going 2 make the shareholders very happy! Now, what we need 2 do is cut back production..." It doesn't make much sense. These people must like money. Otherwise, why charge that much for a box of cookies 2 begin with?

And that gets me thinking all kinds of shit about government conspiracies and Communist plots and motherfuckers driving up demand by limiting supply and what might be their real angle (cuz we already knowing there is always a real angle...) and should we just ignore it or is it time 2 say "fuck it", load the car up with Pork and Beans and bottled water and head off 2 a cave somewheres 2 sit and wait out Armageddon? (Never know...U might bump N2 Osama. I hear he's still running with that cave crowd...)

Wow...I forgot what I was talking about. This is pretty good weed.

Keeping U posted,

DS

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