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posted 2/14/2010 1:31:34 AM |
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I'll be sitting here sometimes (indulging one or another of my many vices, no doubt) with nothing better 2 do and I get 2 thinking (we all know how bad that can be...) about different shit. Not important shit, mind U...just things I rarely give much of a thought 2. Figured I may as well share some of them with U guys (again, I have nothing better 2 do...).

Why do they stop selling Girl Scout Cookies? I mean everything else in this country they sell according 2 the laws of supply and demand, right? And yet, year after year they inexplicably go away for some reason. Where do they go? Do the factories that make them have 2 shut down and lay-off all their workers during the down time, or do they switch it up and start making fruit cakes or something? And why do they stop selling them? People never stop wanting them. U can go 2 any town in the country whenever the fuck U want and people would stand in a long ass line 2 get their hands on some motherfucking Samoas. And be like, "Yo man, throw a box of Tagalongs in there! Can Ur boy get the plug on some Do-Si-Dos? Damn, shit...what I gotta do already?"

My point being that nobody ever stops wanting them. Which means they must stop selling them on purpose. At some point the people who make these fucking things are sitting around a board room in Boardroomopolis reading report after report about how the sale of Thin Mints is going through the fucking roof and they say, "Jenkins, this is FANTASTIC! We have everybody in the country clamoring over these things! This is going 2 make the shareholders very happy! Now, what we need 2 do is cut back production..." It doesn't make much sense. These people must like money. Otherwise, why charge that much for a box of cookies 2 begin with?

And that gets me thinking all kinds of shit about government conspiracies and Communist plots and motherfuckers driving up demand by limiting supply and what might be their real angle (cuz we already knowing there is always a real angle...) and should we just ignore it or is it time 2 say "fuck it", load the car up with Pork and Beans and bottled water and head off 2 a cave somewheres 2 sit and wait out Armageddon? (Never know...U might bump N2 Osama. I hear he's still running with that cave crowd...)

Wow...I forgot what I was talking about. This is pretty good weed.

Keeping U posted,

DS




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selectusername

Feb 14 @ 2:25AM  
<<< prefers the troop leader's nookie cookie!

The east coast had Snowmageddon and Snowpocalypse,

the plows demolished my mailbox!

I can't worry about over-priced cookies, I'm too busy

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Sunshine79

Feb 14 @ 9:50AM  
I'll be freezing my ass off, selling Girl Scout cookies in front of a pizza joint today!!!
Wordsofwit

Feb 14 @ 10:07AM  
You know I have often pondered that question. Some people do not buy cookies any other time from any other source all year. My theory is that the manufacturers like Keebler throw their production into overdrive of their regular stuff ahead of time to front load their supply of normal cookies to have them stockpiled, then shift gears for the Girl Scouts proprietary offerings. I love the mystic mints.

BTW, yesterday while getting ready to abandon ship around here and stay with a friend due to being without power since Thursday following our record snowfall, I was impressed by two boys. Two kids came to my door trudging through the snow and placed two yellow plastic bags on my door for the Boy Scouts food drive. I will ensure that they those bags are filled for pickup next Saturday with no cans of mandarin oranges among them.

Those kids impressed me and enhanced my faith in America into the future. It is nice to see youngsters doing something good without thinking about themselves and feeling entitled that required effort.
sugarnspice005

Feb 14 @ 10:38AM  
I'll be sitting here sometimes (indulging one or another of my many vices, no doubt) with nothing better 2 do and I get 2 thinking (we all know how bad that can be...)



I've often wondered too why they don't sell those cookies all year round. I agree, I think it's an evil plot.....don't know what they're up to yet...still have to investigate.

xquseme

Feb 14 @ 11:17AM  
Why do they stop selling Girl Scout Cookies? I mean everything else in this country they sell according 2 the laws of supply and demand, right? why do they stop selling them?
And that gets me thinking all kinds of shit about government conspiracies and Communist plots and motherfuckers driving up demand by limiting supply and what might be their real angle
Wow...I forgot what I was talking about. This is pretty good weed.

Lessee....Munchies....paranoia....pot smoke....it all adds up!

The only thing better than a box of Girl Scout cookies on a munchie bender is a good,
sloppy pizza!

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