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State Capitals
Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes.
So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,
"I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home
last night and did something probably none of
you could do...I memorized all the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N", she answered.

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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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A man takes a girl in his car and stops seven miles out of town, and says he wants to make love to her. She refuses, and walks back.

The second night he takes her twelve miles out of town and tells her he really wants to make love to her bad. She still refuses and walks back.

The third night he takes her thirty miles away and lo and behold, she gives in.

Afterwards, he asks her why she finally gave in. She shrugged and said I'll walk seven miles, even twelve miles, to save a friend of mine from a case of herpes but thirty miles NO WAY !!!!

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Sunshine79

Feb 12 @ 8:33AM  
Sunshine79

Feb 12 @ 8:55AM  
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


somnium

Feb 12 @ 9:56AM  
#1 reminds me of a guy I used to work with- only, it was about his spelling!!!

wstang69

Feb 12 @ 5:19PM  

Ooops!!
KitKat25

Feb 12 @ 10:05PM  
Good ones Doc. I really liked #3.

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