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posted 2/11/2010 6:20:01 PM |
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  Lisa46

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."




If this is a repeat I'm sorry, but darnet I think its funny

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sugarnspice005

Feb 11 @ 6:34PM  
Nope. Ain't read this one before.

I sure feel sorry for that poor sap.
Wordsofwit

Feb 11 @ 6:51PM  
I hadn't heard it quite way before. It is a derivative of an old joke about a woman in the old west being tied up and repeatedly being raped by Indians after slaughtering her family and burning down their homestead. Then a cowboy rides up and the punch line is essentially the same.
RevDocLove

Feb 11 @ 7:24PM  
He could use Straddle's butt plug
ynot7769

Feb 12 @ 12:37AM  
an oldie but a goodie!!!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 12 @ 12:57AM  
1bunny629

Feb 12 @ 1:05AM  
..... ..."cup cake" ...
It is a derivative of an old joke about a woman in the old west being tied up and repeatedly being raped by Indians after slaughtering her family and burning down their homestead.
....just glad it wasn't that version ....
Sunshine79

Feb 12 @ 8:21AM  
Never heard that one, ouchie. Poor guy! SO much for being curious!
shyguy140

Feb 12 @ 11:59AM  
girlcountry

Feb 12 @ 6:21PM  
And that's why I'm not a tree hugger!!

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