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posted 2/10/2010 9:51:15 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A man walks into a clock store, sees the beautiful sales girl behind the counter and flops his manhood onto it. The woman is shocked and says, "This is a CLOCK shop, not a COCK shop!" The man just smiles and looks at her and replies, "I know, but I would love to see two hands and a face on this."

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flavorbuster

Feb 10 @ 10:00AM  
Yeah Baby !!!! Ditto on the fuck. A good joke ...
shyguy140

Feb 10 @ 10:28AM  
Great joke
somnium

Feb 10 @ 12:08PM  
Hmmm... all righty then... all I have to do is find a clock store, with a pretty chick behind a counter! There must be 100s around- Walmart, K-Mart, Sams, Costco, Sears- they all sell clocks! I think I'll give that a try... wish me luck!!!


Dione

Feb 10 @ 2:56PM  
Walmart, K-Mart, Sams, Costco, Sears- they all sell clocks! I think I'll give that a try.
Don't call us if one of the clerks there pulls out a knife or a shot gun - roflmao!
sugarnspice005

Feb 10 @ 5:19PM  
all I have to do is find a clock store, with a pretty chick behind a counter! There must be 100s around- Walmart, K-Mart, Sams, Costco, Sears- they all sell clocks! I think I'll give that a try... wish me luck!!!

I really hope you're not planning on trying that in your area Som.....ya know how unsafe that will be. Ya might be sorry. I mean, Flint isn't one of the safest areas ya know.
somnium

Feb 10 @ 6:05PM  
Don't call us if one of the clerks there pulls out a knife or a shot gun - roflmao!

My luck?? The first time I try that... I'll end up in jail for indecent expose! For some stupid reason, freedom of expression doesn't cover being nekkid!

I mean, Flint isn't one of the safest areas ya know.

Maybe in another state- certainly not this one!

RevDocLove

Feb 10 @ 6:31PM  
Clocks go dick dock, dick dock...No slam intended..
StraddleMyNose

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Feb 10 @ 7:44PM  
Mmmmmm....I'm craving my sweetie to hump me all over right now.

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