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posted 2/10/2010 9:48:44 AM |
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What should you do if you have an erection lasting more than four hours but you haven't taken a prescription for erectile dysfunction??? What if it's been throbbing for WEEKS??

GAWD, I am SO horny!! I'm getting laid maybe eight or nine times a week. I crank one out solo at least once a day, yet I can't stop thinking about sex. I want to fuck all day long! I have a woman in my life who is very appreciative and takes good care of me, but she can't handle my appetite. She deserves to have time to do other things like eat, sleep or wear clothes for more than 15 minutes per day. I will be 38 years old this year, but I'm running on the labido of a 16 year-old. What is the DEAL??? It would be cool if there was an unlimited supply of satisfaction to be had, but I'm running an overflowing warehouse with no place to deliver.

Are there any similarly frustrated gals in Dallas who can help a brother out?

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Feb 10 @ 9:55AM  
Just ship me there to help even things out already, would ya?? Sex as a job is for me!

Feb 10 @ 2:05PM  
There are 12 step programs to help with sex addiction problems..........

Feb 10 @ 2:09PM  
Not really interested in accepting the things I cannot change. If steps one through twelve involve various states of undress and orgasmic bliss, then sign me up for the next meeting. Otherwise, this is a sex it not?

Feb 11 @ 2:44AM  
Hell, I'm almost 43 and I'm still going like a 20 year old...

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