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The Way Kids Answer Sunday School Questions In My Church

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LOT'S WIFE: The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked
back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My
mommy looked back once while she was driving,' he announced triumphantly,
'and she turned into a telephone pole!'

GOOD SAMARITAN: A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story
of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on
the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?' A thoughtful
little girl broke the hushed silence, 'I think I'd throw up.'

DID NOAH FISH? A Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think
Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?' Johnny replied, 'No!
How could he, with just two worms?'

HIGHER POWER: A Sunday school teacher said to her children, 'We have been
learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a
Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?' One child blurted out,
'Aces!'

MOSES AND THE RED SEA: Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he
had learned in Sunday School. 'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent
Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of
Egypt . When he got to the Red Sea , he had his army build a pontoon
bridge, and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed
headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge
and all the Israelites were saved.' 'Now, Joey, is that really what your
teacher taught you?' his mother asked. 'Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it
the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!'

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD: A Sunday school teacher decided to have her young
class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She
gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Ricky was excited
about the task - but he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much
practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day that the kids
were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was so
nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said
proudly, 'The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know.'

UNANSWERED PRAYER: The preacher's five-year-old daughter noticed that her
father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his
sermon. One day, she asked him why. 'Well, Honey,' he began, proud that
his daughter was so observant of his messages, 'I'm asking the Lord to help
me preach a good sermon.' 'How come He doesn't answer it?' she asked.

BEING THANKFUL: A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, 'So your
mother says your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What
does she say?' The little boy replied, 'Thank God he's in bed!'

UNTIMELY ANSWERED PRAYER: During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there
was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Tommy's mother was horrified.
She pinched him into silence and after church, asked, 'Tommy, whatever made
you do such a thing?' Tommy answered soberly, 'I asked God to teach me to
whistle, and He did!'

TIME TO PRAY: A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every
night. 'Yes sir,' the boy replied. 'And do you always say them in the
morning, too?' the pastor asked. 'No sir,' the boy replied. 'I ain't scared
in the daytime.'

ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS: When my daughter Kelli said her
bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and
every animal (current and past). For several weeks after we had finished
the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, 'And all girls.' This soon became part
of her nightly routine to include this closing. My curiosity got the best
of me and I asked her, 'Kelli, why do you always add the part about all
girls?' Her response, 'Because everybody always finishes their prayers by
saying 'All Men'!'

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