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GOOD OLD SAM'S CLUB The Pregnant Blonde !!!!

posted 2/8/2010 2:30:55 PM |
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more' I asked, What do you mean there's more. She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby.. We are going to have TWINS! ' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.... ;

(You're going to love this!) *

'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive !!!!

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Feb 8 @ 2:39PM  

Feb 8 @ 3:20PM  

Feb 8 @ 3:47PM  
is jumpin up and down healthy for a newly pregers woman? ...bad thing about the twin thing, they don't come with 2 for one coupons!

Feb 8 @ 4:38PM  
i can see how she could come to that conclusion.

Feb 9 @ 11:14AM  
gaud I love blonde jokes...that was a good one!!!

Feb 11 @ 2:45AM  
Still laughing at this one, Doc!

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