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posted 2/7/2010 8:34:36 AM |
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I've only been muddin' once. It was a blast. I went on a date, with a guy from Matchdoctor, lol We went to the tracks with his Uncle for 1/4 mile runs in the mud. I was so excited, I begged to be a passenger for the 1/4 mile race. His Uncle agreed. I climbed into the truck with my beer & realized there were no seatbelts. His Uncle told me to just "HANG ON!" With beer in hand, off we went, slippin' & slidin'. I was having the time of my life. We lost by a hair, but the pure adrenaline was worth it all. To get to go out, in an enclosed area, with a crowd cheering and be an asshole in the mud with your vehicle? How awesome is that???? My date ended up taking me afterwards into the mud pit to play. We were driving around when we got stuck. He told me to sit tight while he got help. While he was gone, I was probably on my 12th beer and I had to pee so bad. So, I got out and man......was that a mistake, lol I was knee deep in mud. I walked to the back of the truck, pulled my pants down, peed, pulled my pants back up and went to turn around and go back when my shoe got suctioned into the mud and I fell right on my ass, lol. I made it back to the truck and when my date came back, he took one look at me and was like "WTF happened to you?? Your covered in mud!"
Needless to say, we got home really late, he begged me to stay over. I refused because I had no clothes but what I had on. And boy did he beg, lol I remember it like it was yesterday. I politely thanked him for a really fantastic evening and I rode home in just my t-shirt & panties.....55 miles I was praying I didn't get pulled over, lol Good times man. Good times.

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Feb 7 @ 8:40AM  
This was 8 years ago. And yes, he & I still communicate!

Feb 7 @ 9:08AM  
Sounds like fun

My ex-husband and I used to snowmobile in upper Michigan. We were on the trails and I had to pee so bad, so we stopped. I went behind some trees. The snow was probably up to my knees. I had to take off about 3 layers of clothes, including a snowmobile suit, and I ended up falling bare-assed in the snow because I couldn't handle the weight of all my clothes I had a pretty cold ass for a while

Feb 7 @ 8:24PM  
When I lived in Vermont we used to go muddin' all the time, it's a blast. Never had a moment like that but had some good times. Sounds like you had fun.

Feb 7 @ 8:47PM  
That reminds me of a time when my best friend and I had sneaked out one night to meet up with a couple of friends to go 4 wheeling. Yeah, a bunch of teenagers drunk and high in the 4x4 Chevy Blazer. It was mid Spring, and we had had a lot of rain...and the trail the guy headed for would have been great for mud boggin, except for the fact that it is in an area that gets very saturated when there is a heavy rain. And he KNEW that cause like me, he grew up in that neighborhood. But, a few beers and few joints in him, and he "knew all". Yeah, I remember my friend and I both telling him not to go back there, that he would get stuck. He said he knew what he was doing. Uh huh. Got about 20 feet onto the trail, and we could feel the Blazer sinking in the mud. No one said a word....we all got out, in mud up to our ankles, sloshed our way out to the road....I'm surprised we didn't lose our shoes. We ran into a few buddies from school....they said they could push the Blazer out. Ok, one of the guys was all decked out in nice WHITE jeans.....Yep, you guessed it...he was standing behind one of the rear tires when the driver gunned it to get out, and he got splattered head to toe in mud.

Oh yeah, that was a fun night.

Feb 7 @ 9:47PM  

Oh my goodness this the other part of the story you posted on my blog about "What's the funniest/most embarrassing thing that has happened to you on a date"?

If it's great to have another piece of that story. Good gosh have a funny life. Can I come stay with you for a couple of weeks just so I can have belly laughs everyday?

VERY funny story...heck, it made me choke on my coffee and that is definitely worthy of a greenie. Thanks for sharing.

Feb 8 @ 10:27AM  
Loved the story

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