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posted 2/6/2010 12:33:39 AM |
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  soft_touch938

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Old Farmer's Advice:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't ever gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honorable life...Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in..

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
--
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
he'll just kill you.

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RJ53

Feb 6 @ 12:41AM  
Good advice, if only people would follow it.
KitKat25

Feb 6 @ 12:49AM  
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

I loved this one.

Some of these were really funny Softie. Thanks for the chuckle.
NightOfOld

Feb 6 @ 2:12AM  


Good advise.
countrygirl44

Feb 6 @ 3:11AM  
Being The Descendant Of An Old Farmer, I Have To Say Amen To Every One Of These. .
casuallylooking

Feb 6 @ 3:40AM  
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Unfortunately too many people don't care what they say........


Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
I needed to be reminded of this one right now....... I've always believed in it, but I let it slip my mind lately.

Thanks for posting these, Softie.
PinkToeNails

Feb 6 @ 4:19AM  
I've heard Charlie say a few of these! LOL
Dione

Feb 6 @ 7:43AM  
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly
Great words to live by... good blog Softie!
RevDocLove

Feb 6 @ 9:14AM  
AMEN to all of them ..
Especially the last one
soft_touch938

Feb 6 @ 10:10AM  
I signed in just now and thought..."Why all the e-mail?" I forgot I posted this last night before I went to bed...musta been asleep before I left Zelda for the night....

Glad you enjoyed them.
Ewe_Wish

Feb 6 @ 10:11AM  
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
and so much fun.......

Don't judge folks by their relatives
I try to remind people of this when ever any of my family is around....................sadly my family does this when I am around.........

I have heard a lot of these from my dad years ago........thank you for the reminder......kudos.

vidorob

Feb 6 @ 1:39PM  
You cannot unsay a cruel word.

I wish I would have learned that one a long time ago
Smokin n chokin
Sunshine79

Feb 6 @ 3:56PM  
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

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