Four high ranking military officers were sitting a bar one day.Talking how brave their soldiers were.In their particular branch of the service.When The Navy admiral stands and says he will prove how brave his soldiers were.So they all go to the naval base.Straight to a battle ship and stops a seaman.The admiral says seaman.The seaman runs over.Stops and salutes the admiral.The admiral says seaman.I want you to go to the highest point of the ship and jump to the deck.The seaman says yes sir and climbs to the highest point.Then jumps to the deck and kills the seaman instantly.So the admiral says that is bravery.
the Marine general says bullshit.That is not bravery.I will show you bravery.So they all go to the Marine base.They all go to the firing range.So the Marine general stops a private.So the private runs over and salutes the general.The general says private I want you to over and stop that tank.The private says yes sir.Runs in front of the tank.Sticks his hands out and the tank runs over him.Kills the private instantly.The Marine general says that is bravery.
So the Army general says that is not bravery.I will show you bravery.So they all go to the army post.They all go the firing range there.The general stops corporal.The corporal runs over and salutes the general.The general says corporal I want you to go and stop that tank with your bare hands.The corporal says yes sir.The corporal runs in front of the tank and sticks out his hands.The tank runs over him and kills him instantly.The general says that is bravery.
So finally the Air Force general I got you all beatI will show you what bravery is.They all go to the air force base.They head to the flight line.The general stops an airman.The airman runs over to the general.Salutes the general.The general says airman I want you to go over to that plane and walk through that moving propellar.The airman looks at the plane.Then at the general.Then back at the plane.Then turns to the general and says.Go straight to hell sir.The general looks at the others and say.Now that is bravery.
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