A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the
waitress asks for his order, says, "I want a quickie."
She slaps his face and asks, "Now would you please give me your order?"
Again, he says, "I want a quickie."
She slaps him again and says, "I'll give you one last chance; what do
you want?"
Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly to the man,
"I think it's pronounced QUICHE."
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